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ENJOY your laugh for the day... Sorry mr. guidry

A French doctor says 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can
take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking
for work in six weeks


A German doctor says 'That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one
person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.

The Russian doctor says 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we
can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have
them both looking for work in two weeks.'

An American doctor, not to be outdone, says 'You guys are way behind..
We recently took a man with no brains out of Illinois , put him in the
White House, and now half the country is looking for work.'


Mon Jan 03, 2011 7:45 pm
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Oooooooooooold...



But it was funny. Like a long time ago. I remember.

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yeah,..
I was looking over some of my old post, and found this one.. It brought me a smile.. so, i shared


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Let's try that again.

Hi uncle j: even I think that's funny.

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You know, I used to get these emails from a lawyer that always greeted me with "Hi dguidry" and then he would proceed to cut my throat in the body of the text. But I could never get mad at him, because who can get pissed off at some one who says "Hi" right in the beginning. So I started doing the same and believe me it really works. I'll try to use it more often here, with maybe a few LOLs and smiley faces mixed in.

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Hi,
I'm glad we can finally agree on something.


Tue Jan 04, 2011 7:14 am
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"WHAT DO PEOPLE FEAR MOST?"

The results were interesting, to say the least.



Country Living magazine's top three answers were:



1. Nuclear war/terrorist attack in U.S
2. Child/spouse dying
3. Terminal illness

Ebony / Jet magazine's top three answers were:


1. Ghosts
2. Dogs
3. Registered mail

No Kidding...And these are the people who put Obama over the top.



AND TO GO ALONG WITH ALL OF THIS, I'LL SHARE TWO QUOTES; ONE PITIFUL AND ONE GREAT!



"My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world. I hope you'll join with me, as we change it."-- Barack Obama



''Life's tough, pilgrim, and it's even tougher if you're stupid.'' John Wayne

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