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Survivor - TEXAS style
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Author:  one click willie [ Sat Mar 15, 2014 10:33 am ]
Post subject:  Survivor - TEXAS style
Had this sent to me in an e-mail and thought you Texas people would enjoy it... :D

Survivor Texas-Style

Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled: Survivor Texas-Style!

The lucky contestants will all start in Dallas, drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, then over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed through Mission, up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene and Fort Worth. Finally back to Dallas.

Each contestant will be driving a pink Prius with 14 bumper stickers which will read:
1. I'm A Democrat
2. Amnesty for Illegals
3. I Love the Dixie Chicks
4. Boycott Beef
5. I Voted For Obama
6. George Strait can't sing
7. Elect Hillary In 2016
8. Vote Eric Holder Texas Governor
9. I Love Obama Care and Chuck Schumer
10. Al Franken Is My Hero
11. I Side With Jane Fonda
12. It's Bush's Fault
13. Islam Is a Peace-Loving Religion

And the last sticker is

14. I'm here to Confiscate Your Guns

The first contestant to make it back to Dallas ALIVE wins... :lol:
Author:  Migrator [ Sat Mar 15, 2014 10:49 am ]
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;) ... 8-)
Author:  dguidry [ Sat Mar 15, 2014 10:55 am ]
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I have 4 of them on my truck already. I once had a guy drive next to me on I-10who rolled down his window and shouted obscenities at me. His truck had Texas plates
Author:  Migrator [ Sat Mar 15, 2014 11:29 am ]
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I am not apologizing either! :twisted:
Author:  one click willie [ Sat Mar 15, 2014 1:11 pm ]
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I read an article on line the other day about a small company that was going to either cut everyone's hours to make them part time, so as to not have them eligible for company health care coverage and force them all to go on Obamacare, (neither choice was going to be beneficial to their employees) and they didn't want to do to their employees, OR they were going have to lay people off.

The CEO decided that laying people off was the correct thing to do but he didn't know WHO to let go. So after discussing it with his CFO, he instructed his HR guy to go out into the company parking lot and to write down the license plates of every car that had a "CHANGE" OR "Obama for President" bumper sticker on them. It made his decision a lot easier. Those were the ones he fired...
Author:  dguidry [ Sat Mar 15, 2014 1:12 pm ]
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I survived!! Winner!
Author:  dguidry [ Sat Mar 15, 2014 1:13 pm ]
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Author:  TonyGMcElroy [ Sat Mar 15, 2014 1:23 pm ]
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No I'm not
Author:  dguidry [ Sat Mar 15, 2014 1:28 pm ]
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Author:  TonyGMcElroy [ Sat Mar 15, 2014 1:37 pm ]
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It be ok i was wearin steel toe boots
Author:  one click willie [ Sat Mar 15, 2014 2:01 pm ]
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Michigan, like many states, is an "at will" employment state; you are employed at the will of your employer and can be fired without them having to give you any reason whatsoever, unless you're part of a union. And so this is a BIG union state, with all the car manufacturers and teachers unions. I have never worked at any place that had a union and after talking to many friends that had, I'm glad I didn't.

I've been told the union is always busy trying to protect the worthless workers; the ones that miss a lot of work without good reason, or show up late all the time, or don't want to do the job they were hired to do, not wanting to follow the requirements set before them when hired, or those that mouth off to the boss all the time. They all have the union rep to get them their job back, should they get fired.

I personally know a guy that I worked 'around' several years that was a card holding member of the "world's biggest assholes" club. You couldn't work with him or talk to him without him wanting to argue with someone. And it didn't matter who he was arguing with or what the situation was, he was ALWAYS right and he was going to let everyone know it, even the bosses. He was fired from his previous employer 3 different times, for arguing and yelling at the boss, and all three time the union got him his job back.

I have friends that also belong to the teachers unions and they say they are sorry they voted for that pos that's in the white house.

I ask them WHY they voted for him the second time; didn't you learn anything after 4 years of lies and deceit? And they just give a blank stare, like a deer caught in the headlights. What I eventually get them to admit is that the UNION TOLD THEM WHO TO VOTE FOR!!!!!!! And Heaven forbid that they go against the union...

What a bunch of weak minded-spineless idiots that can't make up their OWN minds and decide for themselves.... And they are the one educating our kids in the public school systems. We should be afraid, very afraid.
Author:  ak [ Sat Mar 15, 2014 3:28 pm ]
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Author:  one click willie [ Sat Mar 15, 2014 3:54 pm ]
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Heard that part of GM's restructuring from the "bailout" deal they made with the pos POTUS was that they were forced to fire all of upper management and then hire the CEO from Kinney Shoes to run GM. Obummer administration officials commented that the Kinney shoe guy was the only one that knows what to do with 50,000 loafers. :lol:
Author:  Trousertrout [ Tue Mar 18, 2014 6:55 pm ]
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I always tell my old man (retired Ford worker) that I can do a job at half the cost of a union guy and in half the time. It really fries his ass.
Author:  gator22 [ Wed Mar 19, 2014 11:58 am ]
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They wouldnt make out of the parking lot in Dallas much less to Waco.....
Author:  Puddler45 [ Thu Mar 20, 2014 8:50 am ]
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Author:  tinman454 [ Thu Mar 20, 2014 9:21 am ]
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I am non union. But when we did work union jobs we would call it "playing hide and seek for a grand a week" :lol:
Author:  DeltaRunner [ Thu Mar 20, 2014 9:34 am ]
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