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UNCLE-J
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Joined: Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:26 am Posts: 10388 Location: S-Ville, LA
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Obama
ENJOY your laugh for the day... Sorry mr. guidry
A French doctor says 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks
A German doctor says 'That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.
The Russian doctor says 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'
An American doctor, not to be outdone, says 'You guys are way behind.. We recently took a man with no brains out of Illinois , put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work.'
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Mon Jan 03, 2011 7:45 pm |
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DeathMetalDukk
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Joined: Sat Jun 27, 2009 11:50 pm Posts: 3777 Location: Knotts Island, North Carolina.
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Re: Obama
Oooooooooooold...
But it was funny. Like a long time ago. I remember.
_________________ Put yer face in the myrtles.
35 GTR chasing a 1650 Polarkrap.
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Mon Jan 03, 2011 7:46 pm |
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UNCLE-J
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Joined: Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:26 am Posts: 10388 Location: S-Ville, LA
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Re: Obama
yeah,.. I was looking over some of my old post, and found this one.. It brought me a smile.. so, i shared
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Mon Jan 03, 2011 7:48 pm |
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DeathMetalDukk
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Sat Jun 27, 2009 11:50 pm Posts: 3777 Location: Knotts Island, North Carolina.
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Re: Obama
_________________ Put yer face in the myrtles.
35 GTR chasing a 1650 Polarkrap.
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Mon Jan 03, 2011 7:48 pm |
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dguidry
MMT Super Elite Member
Joined: Tue Jun 29, 2010 1:20 pm Posts: 11166 Location: Cecilia, LA
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Re: Obama
_________________ Formerly:1648 Homemade Cypress Crawfish Skiff GTR23 Performance Cam and Heads; 17x46 Gator Tail with 35GTR and Hoyt's cam;s Currently: 17x48 Gator Tail with XD40 EFI. “Wisdom is not just expertise. It is knowing how much of various areas of expertise you need to know in order to make the decisions that the world needs and that you want to do,” Columbia University President Lee Bollinger.
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Mon Jan 03, 2011 8:48 pm |
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dguidry
MMT Super Elite Member
Joined: Tue Jun 29, 2010 1:20 pm Posts: 11166 Location: Cecilia, LA
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Re: Obama
Let's try that again.
Hi uncle j: even I think that's funny.
_________________ Formerly:1648 Homemade Cypress Crawfish Skiff GTR23 Performance Cam and Heads; 17x46 Gator Tail with 35GTR and Hoyt's cam;s Currently: 17x48 Gator Tail with XD40 EFI. “Wisdom is not just expertise. It is knowing how much of various areas of expertise you need to know in order to make the decisions that the world needs and that you want to do,” Columbia University President Lee Bollinger.
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Mon Jan 03, 2011 8:50 pm |
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dguidry
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Joined: Tue Jun 29, 2010 1:20 pm Posts: 11166 Location: Cecilia, LA
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Re: Obama
You know, I used to get these emails from a lawyer that always greeted me with "Hi dguidry" and then he would proceed to cut my throat in the body of the text. But I could never get mad at him, because who can get pissed off at some one who says "Hi" right in the beginning. So I started doing the same and believe me it really works. I'll try to use it more often here, with maybe a few LOLs and smiley faces mixed in.
_________________ Formerly:1648 Homemade Cypress Crawfish Skiff GTR23 Performance Cam and Heads; 17x46 Gator Tail with 35GTR and Hoyt's cam;s Currently: 17x48 Gator Tail with XD40 EFI. “Wisdom is not just expertise. It is knowing how much of various areas of expertise you need to know in order to make the decisions that the world needs and that you want to do,” Columbia University President Lee Bollinger.
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Mon Jan 03, 2011 8:56 pm |
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UNCLE-J
MMT Sponsor
Joined: Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:26 am Posts: 10388 Location: S-Ville, LA
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Re: Obama
Hi, I'm glad we can finally agree on something.
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Tue Jan 04, 2011 7:14 am |
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earl33
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Wed Sep 16, 2009 3:47 pm Posts: 2261 Location: West Tennessee
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Re: Obama
"WHAT DO PEOPLE FEAR MOST?"
The results were interesting, to say the least.
Country Living magazine's top three answers were:
1. Nuclear war/terrorist attack in U.S 2. Child/spouse dying 3. Terminal illness
Ebony / Jet magazine's top three answers were:
1. Ghosts 2. Dogs 3. Registered mail
No Kidding...And these are the people who put Obama over the top.
AND TO GO ALONG WITH ALL OF THIS, I'LL SHARE TWO QUOTES; ONE PITIFUL AND ONE GREAT!
"My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world. I hope you'll join with me, as we change it."-- Barack Obama
''Life's tough, pilgrim, and it's even tougher if you're stupid.'' John Wayne
_________________ If the Steel aint Flying the Birds aint Dying.... Uncle J 1948 holding a LT Uncle J 1848 w/?
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