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Author:  dguidry [ Thu Aug 04, 2011 11:47 am ]
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I took some Viagra the other day thinking at my age it might help me out. But all it did was make me taller.

Author:  BoatDR [ Thu Aug 04, 2011 12:03 pm ]
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As long as you dont stay taller for more than 4 hours at a time, or start going blind I think that is normal..........for a laywer that is

Author:  bayouboy [ Thu Aug 04, 2011 12:15 pm ]
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Author:  HUNT4DEER [ Thu Aug 04, 2011 1:25 pm ]
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did yall notice, he poked fun of him self. you would think all the $hit he takes from everybody else he wouldnt have to.

Author:  tchredneck [ Thu Aug 04, 2011 1:30 pm ]
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Author:  dguidry [ Thu Aug 04, 2011 1:43 pm ]
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I'm at a boring seminar all day with a bunch of other lawyers.

Author:  BoatDR [ Thu Aug 04, 2011 1:56 pm ]
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Well then I'm sure they've heard every lawyer joke in the book already, but this one is my all time favorite.







A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told him that her husband had
developed a penchant for anal sex, and she was not sure that it was such
a good idea.

The doctor asked, "Do you enjoy it?"

She said that she did.

He asked, "Does it hurt you?"

She said that it didn't.

The doctor then told her, "Well, then, there's no reason that you
shouldn't practice anal sex, if that's what you like, so long as you
take care not to get pregnant."

The woman was mystified. She asked "You can get pregnant from anal sex?"

The doctor replied, "Of course. Where do you think attorneys come from?"

Author:  dguidry [ Thu Aug 04, 2011 2:21 pm ]
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The insurance lawyer was taking the deposition of my automobile accident client one day. He was a young Cajun from Cecilia. We had sued the manufacturer of his Z71, Chevrolet, for causing the accident in which he lost control because of what we alleged was a defect in design. There was a question about whether my client had been drinking, too. Here's what he said:

Insurance Lawyer: "Mr. Guidry, now tell me how the accident happened".

Mr. Guidry: "Well, I was traveling on Hwy 94 between Breaux Bridge and Cecilia coming from Theriot's lounge when I ran off the road to the right, hit a mailbox, spun around 3 times, hit a car parked in Mr. Connie's driveway, and that put me back on the highway headed in the opposite direction."

Mr. Guidry then paused....so the insurance lawyer asked him, "Well, what happened next?"

Mr. Guidry: "Then I lost control".

Author:  CaptCameltoe [ Thu Aug 04, 2011 4:20 pm ]
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