My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, "whats on TV"
I said "Dust"

And then the fight started........

Yeah I would say u got a cussing

Nice!

Classy! Im gonna use that tonight!

yea I didn't marry my wife for her domestic abilities or cooking abilities for that mater. She does have big boobs though!

No sight better than a woman cleaning

My ex used to say "the only time you're happy with me is when I'm cleaning". Needless to say, I wasn't happy with her very often

My wife is overly clean, think she got s Lil OCD. I'm constantly getting fussed

Pintail....I can not read a thread without stopping a split second to watch your avatar, and I mean everytime....it's a thing of beauty....

Mine was gone a week, i did laundry, she gets back and tells me to never do it again. Ha ha

yep, I smiled and said OK

Back on topic...

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming
Anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 In about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a scale.
And then the fight started...

I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my
Order first.
"I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""
"Nah, she can order for herself."
And then the fight started...

My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look big. I told her Not as much as the dress that she had worn yesterday.
And then the fight started.....

The woman, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man 'Holy crap. That must be my husband!'
So the man jumped out of the bed; scared and naked jumped out the window. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could go.
A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and
screamed at the woman, 'I AM your husband!'
The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you running?'
And then the fight started.....

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.
So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"
And that's when the fight started....

My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And that's when the fight started.

Got home from work sat on the couch and called out can you get me a beer before it starts, do she brings one over.
I finished and called out can you get me a beer before it starts, she broght me a beer, took away the empty.
Called out again can you get me a beer before it starts, she yells back, you get home sit down, I've been working all day cook tea bla bla .bla........ it started.

We were talkin to some friends and the topic of hiding things came up. And I said if I want to hide somethin from my ol lady I put it in the oven. I got a five finger imprint on my face


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Oh thats dinner, dont know why just always has been,
the other one was washing is landry

The wife walked in the bathroom the other day while I was blow drying my dick. She asked what the hell I was doing. "Warming up your dinner" is not the best thought out response.

A buddy of mine used wise cracks at his wife like that, one day it hit the fan and he didn't see her for three days, after the third day he could just barely see her a little bit out of the right eye

"Do you smell that? No... Neither do I get your ass in the kitchen and cook!"

Good shit