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dead animal
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Fri Jan 16, 2009 3:18 pm Posts: 1726
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important message for all you dumbazzes at the boat ramp....
rant on...look, I know it's real important for you to block both lanes of the ramp while loading your boat and letting your gtr run out of the water. And while that's really douchebaggy, it falls pale in comparison to what this psa is about..... While you are sitting there blocking the boat ramp because you obviously didn't have a daddy to teach you any better, TURN OFF YOUR FUKING SUPER BRIGHT HEADLIGHTS!!!!!!. YOUR DUMB AZZ IS BLINDING EVERY OTHER PERSON TRYING TO BACKUP THEIR RIG AND LAUNCH AROUND YOUR STUPID AZZ. seen a old man smashing headlights at the boat ramp a couple weeks ago. he had the right idea. oh, and what's up with all the obnoxiously loud mufflers on these lawnmower engines? got dayeem some of you folks ain't got a friggin clue. when I can hear you trying to pick up your dead scaup all the way across sandy cove, it's too friggin loud. airboats ain't that loud. of course I realize that you have to redline some of them mm's to make them backup. if gaining 1mph is worth ruining your hunt. then u need to find another hobby. and fuk u jimmy before u even start!!! lol rant off.
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Mon Nov 25, 2019 7:40 pm |
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jc
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Sun Oct 24, 2010 7:19 pm Posts: 1103
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Re: important message for all you dumbazzes at the boat ramp
Preach on, and it gets worse every year.
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Mon Nov 25, 2019 7:47 pm |
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BlueShamu
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Mon Feb 06, 2012 6:13 pm Posts: 5605 Location: D'town, LA
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important message for all you dumbazzes at the boat ramp....
Apparently, they never talked about any of these etiquettes on Duck Commander. LOL
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Mon Nov 25, 2019 8:23 pm |
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Russ
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Mon Dec 31, 2012 11:07 pm Posts: 4820 Location: West Monroe, LA
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Re: important message for all you dumbazzes at the boat ramp
It's cool to be like that. Youll never change someone that acts like that. They're better than you are at duck hunting, and that proves it.
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Mon Nov 25, 2019 9:38 pm |
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Tcounty
MMT Pro Member
Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 4:45 pm Posts: 168 Location: West TN
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Re: important message for all you dumbazzes at the boat ramp
Or sit in line, back down then get all your shit out of the truck and load the boat on the ramp.
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Mon Nov 25, 2019 10:48 pm |
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banded-mallard
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:18 pm Posts: 4310
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Re: important message for all you dumbazzes at the boat ramp
I actually LOL, because its all true. Its like they have to say to everyone, look at me. I noticed this about 5 years ago, but its really getting bad now. Guys are buying surface drives and don't hunt just because of the "cool" factor.
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Tue Nov 26, 2019 4:18 am |
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Wchauvin
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Sat Sep 30, 2017 7:10 pm Posts: 1872
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Re: important message for all you dumbazzes at the boat ramp
This is all so true or back up your boat and truck at the ramp, stop before putting the boat in the water, and start loading 4 people and their gear in the boat and undoing all the straps while people are waiting who have their boats ready to launch......that one gets me mad bad bad lol
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Tue Nov 26, 2019 4:57 am |
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dead animal
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Fri Jan 16, 2009 3:18 pm Posts: 1726
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Re: important message for all you dumbazzes at the boat ramp
well, i'm glad to see that it's not just me who sees this. lol I thought I was going crazy!!!!
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Tue Nov 26, 2019 5:51 am |
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Bayou black hunter
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Joined: Thu Dec 26, 2013 5:40 pm Posts: 159
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Re: important message for all you dumbazzes at the boat ramp
Ive pulled a few trucks out the launch before, I get sick of this shit
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Tue Nov 26, 2019 6:36 am |
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Will
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Joined: Fri Jul 08, 2011 1:54 pm Posts: 8133
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Re: important message for all you dumbazzes at the boat ramp
Preach on, to hell with the idiots with the headlights. Around here you also get the jackasses that have a boat and only use it when it's dead calm, sunny and hot to go boat riding. I think they're even worse because that can't back up a trailer, forget the plug or don't unhook the winch, all sorts of stupid shit just getting in the damn way. And I'll add another fuk you Jimmy.
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Tue Nov 26, 2019 7:57 am |
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JIMMY W
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:02 pm Posts: 4534 Location: South Louisiana
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Re: important message for all you dumbazzes at the boat ramp
I love the ones that pull up and block the fucking ramp while strapping down boat and taking pictures of their dogris lol
Fuck you too Joel...lol
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Tue Nov 26, 2019 10:26 am |
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Wchauvin
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Sat Sep 30, 2017 7:10 pm Posts: 1872
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Re: important message for all you dumbazzes at the boat ramp
^ “taking pictures of their dogris” this is so damn true lol
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Tue Nov 26, 2019 12:37 pm |
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ibfishinb
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Joined: Mon Jun 13, 2016 6:44 pm Posts: 630
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Re: important message for all you dumbazzes at the boat ramp
The headlights piss me off. I do however wait to unhook the winch until trailer tires touch the water. Dont want my shit on ramp to block things up.
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Tue Nov 26, 2019 1:33 pm |
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BlueShamu
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Joined: Mon Feb 06, 2012 6:13 pm Posts: 5605 Location: D'town, LA
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Re: important message for all you dumbazzes at the boat ramp
I can get a boat in and out of the water by myself faster than most of these yahoos with their headlights and LED lightbars bright enough to see tomorrow...when there’s three or four of them in the same boat!
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Tue Nov 26, 2019 1:49 pm |
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Wilbur T
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Joined: Sun Jun 16, 2019 6:45 am Posts: 78 Location: Lake County Florida
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Re: important message for all you dumbazzes at the boat ramp
Dang! Ya'll huntin in Florida? These folks down here invented most of that stupid sh*t!
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Tue Nov 26, 2019 3:46 pm |
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BlueShamu
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Joined: Mon Feb 06, 2012 6:13 pm Posts: 5605 Location: D'town, LA
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Tue Nov 26, 2019 5:16 pm |
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Mallards Only
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Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 9:23 pm Posts: 404 Location: Idaho
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Re: important message for all you dumbazzes at the boat ramp
And to think I thought that shit only happened in CA.
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Wed Nov 27, 2019 7:14 am |
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westwind
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Joined: Mon Jan 26, 2009 1:22 am Posts: 114
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Re: important message for all you dumbazzes at the boat ramp
I have seen more fights at the boat landing than any bar.
And it’s always because some dumb ass doesn’t realize that he isn’t the only human being in the world.
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Wed Nov 27, 2019 9:56 am |
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Mallards Only
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Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 9:23 pm Posts: 404 Location: Idaho
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Re: important message for all you dumbazzes at the boat ramp
If you ever want entertainment and have nothing to do on a holiday wknd, go down to one of nearest vacation lake launch ramps and watch the boat ramp follies by all the morons who have no business owning a boat. I swear there should be a test and license to be able to tow, launch, and run a boat.
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Thu Nov 28, 2019 7:29 am |
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ibfishinb
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Joined: Mon Jun 13, 2016 6:44 pm Posts: 630
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Wilbur T
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Joined: Sun Jun 16, 2019 6:45 am Posts: 78 Location: Lake County Florida
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Re: important message for all you dumbazzes at the boat ramp
Habitat loss is at epidemic proportions! Around here if it's growing in the water they spray it so people can run their pontoon boats. The lakes are brown murky water with mud and silt bottoms. Find somewhere with hydrilla or better yet eel grass or some other kind native S.A.V. and the water is clear and most times the bottom is a lot cleaner and free from silt and a lot firmer. Well time to get off my soap box, the higher elevation has given me a nose bleed. (rant Off)
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Will
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Joined: Fri Jul 08, 2011 1:54 pm Posts: 8133
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Re: important message for all you dumbazzes at the boat ramp
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Wilbur T
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Joined: Sun Jun 16, 2019 6:45 am Posts: 78 Location: Lake County Florida
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Re: important message for all you dumbazzes at the boat ramp
Nice!
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dwbiggs
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Joined: Tue Dec 10, 2013 9:27 pm Posts: 47 Location: Melbourne, FL
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Re: important message for all you dumbazzes at the boat ramp
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50fps
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Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 6:42 pm Posts: 2377 Location: West Coast Wisconsin
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Ducknut
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Joined: Wed Apr 15, 2009 5:38 pm Posts: 238 Location: MN
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Re: important message for all you dumbazzes at the boat ramp
2 favorite landing stories.
My wife and I beat a boat of guys to the landing on Mille Lacs it was the start of a nasty storm. We were in nearly identical boats, Range 620's. I drop the wife off to go get the truck(it was brand new too--we were young and had great jobs). Drunk SOB shouts oh great we're going to be here all F'n day waiting on her". Wife's a farm girl, but damn pretty. Backs the trailer in quick, and I load the boat and off we go to the tie down area. Mean while drunk dumbass is about to back his POS truck in. He must have made 5-6 attempts and jack-knifed several times. I yelled out...Hey asshole want my wife to back your trailer in for you...His buddy damn near fell out of the boat...
Other one was at a duck landing, two punks in a little jon cut me off and dumped their boat in the water. I waited. one runs to the outhouse the other to park the truck. I launch mine tie it up and notice their's is filling up with water. I wait until after they have their waders on and hands full to leave..I can see them and they could hear me if I yelled. I drive up by them, roll the window down and say,..did you boys forget to put your plug in?
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Frog
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Joined: Mon Jun 13, 2011 8:49 am Posts: 3260
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Re: important message for all you dumbazzes at the boat ramp
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craig
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Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:53 pm Posts: 7515 Location: Chauvin
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Re: important message for all you dumbazzes at the boat ramp
Dauterive is one of the worst.
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