|
|
FAQ
• Login
|
|
It is currently Thu Jul 17, 2025 8:49 pm
|
|
Page 1 of 1
|
[ 4 posts ] |
|
| Author |
Message |
|
coastal
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 8:29 am
Posts: 1890
Location: South TX
|
 NEW TRUCK I bought a new Ford F-150 and returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio. The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?' 'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.
Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant ' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid him.
I yelled, 'Ass Hole!' Immediately the radio responded with,
"Ladies and gentlemen, The President of The United States"
Damn I love this truck...
_________________
I will keep my gun's,freedom and money.You can keep your change!
|
| Wed Aug 11, 2010 2:11 pm |
|
|
|
quackconsumer
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 7:54 pm
Posts: 5582
|
Re: NEW TRUCK LMFAO
|
| Wed Aug 11, 2010 2:21 pm |
|
|
|
jordy
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Thu Mar 11, 2010 8:25 pm
Posts: 1588
Location: South Louisiana
|
Re: NEW TRUCK
|
| Wed Aug 11, 2010 6:40 pm |
|
|
|
shallow water master
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Tue Jun 16, 2009 8:27 pm
Posts: 1803
Location: Belle Chasse La.
|
Re: NEW TRUCK
|
| Wed Aug 11, 2010 8:20 pm |
|
|
|
|
|
Page 1 of 1
|
[ 4 posts ] |
|
Who is online |
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 106 guests |
|
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum
|
|
