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MMT Elite Member
Joined: Wed Mar 03, 2010 7:00 pm Posts: 6060 Location: Choudrant, La 
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 While in Court...A man went to court for a DUI and stood before the judge. The judge was really givin the man an ass chewin and started tellin him all the statistics and facts about how many people are killed and injured by drunk drivers each year.
He pauses and asks this old country boy "Son, after hearing all this who do think are the most dangerous drivers on the road?" The man puts his head down and gets real quiet for a while thinkin and finally raises his head up and says as serious as a heart attack "Im gunna have to say a ****** in a putwood truck"  _________________ CSM Custom 18x42 Battleship with a 36 PD beating you to the hole My Rig (Old Motor) viewtopic.php?f=5&t=45193 (New Motor) viewtopic.php?f=5&t=54733 Stumps Fear Me |
| Wed Oct 06, 2010 7:01 pm |
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MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Thu Dec 17, 2009 9:44 pm Posts: 3067 Location: Earth
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Re: While in Court... _________________ Gator tail |
| Wed Oct 06, 2010 7:19 pm |
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MMT Sponsor
Joined: Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:26 am Posts: 10388 Location: S-Ville, LA
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Re: While in Court... |
| Wed Oct 06, 2010 7:56 pm |
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MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Fri Nov 13, 2009 8:47 pm Posts: 1039 Location: Texas
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Re: While in Court... _________________ To be successful, you must decide exactly what you want to accomplish, then resolve to pay the price to get it. |
| Wed Oct 06, 2010 7:59 pm |
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MMT Sponsor  Joined: Thu Sep 16, 2010 10:32 pm Posts: 4036 Location: Gonzales La
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Re: While in Court... wtf? |
| Wed Oct 06, 2010 8:26 pm |
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MMT 1000 Club  Joined: Wed Dec 09, 2009 10:35 pm Posts: 1072
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Re: While in Court... i understood what he was saying
_________________ 14 by 44 Weld Craft powered by a 20hp. go devil longtail Team Arc Angel Bowfishing |
| Wed Oct 06, 2010 8:42 pm |
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MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Fri Nov 13, 2009 8:47 pm Posts: 1039 Location: Texas
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Re: While in Court... well one of you 2 please explain
_________________ To be successful, you must decide exactly what you want to accomplish, then resolve to pay the price to get it. |
| Wed Oct 06, 2010 8:54 pm |
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MMT Elite Member
Joined: Wed Mar 03, 2010 7:00 pm Posts: 6060 Location: Choudrant, La
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Re: While in Court... putwood trucks are peices of chit, couple that with a big nagger and bam.
damn people. _________________ CSM Custom 18x42 Battleship with a 36 PD beating you to the hole My Rig (Old Motor) viewtopic.php?f=5&t=45193 (New Motor) viewtopic.php?f=5&t=54733 Stumps Fear Me |
| Wed Oct 06, 2010 8:54 pm |
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MMT 1000 Club Joined: Wed Dec 09, 2009 10:35 pm Posts: 1072
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Re: While in Court... they rolling coffins for whoever is near them
_________________ 14 by 44 Weld Craft powered by a 20hp. go devil longtail Team Arc Angel Bowfishing |
| Wed Oct 06, 2010 9:39 pm |
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MMT 1000 Club  Joined: Tue Nov 03, 2009 6:24 pm Posts: 1025 Location: Tyler, TX
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Re: While in Court... pulpwood truck?
_________________ "You may all go to hell, as for me I'm going to Texas" D. Crockett What is best in life? To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women. |
| Wed Oct 06, 2010 9:52 pm |
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MMT Pro Member  Joined: Wed Jul 07, 2010 6:41 am Posts: 399 Location: Texarkana, AR
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Re: While in Court... I think cmelvin's avatar is way more entertaining.
_________________ FEAR MY WAKE!!!! http://mudmotortalk.com/mmt_v2/viewtopi ... =5&t=12134 |
| Thu Oct 07, 2010 12:47 am |
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MMT Super Elite Member
Joined: Fri Dec 18, 2009 8:10 pm Posts: 16915 Location: Rowlett, TX
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Re: While in Court... |
| Thu Oct 07, 2010 12:54 am |
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MMT Pro Member  Joined: Thu Sep 02, 2010 3:48 am Posts: 134 Location: Simms,TX
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Re: While in Court... I think he meant to say a nagar driving a pulpwood truck but I could be wrong _________________ 2011 18x54 Excel-black death 5500 MB |
| Thu Oct 07, 2010 4:58 am |
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MMT 1000 Club  Joined: Thu Jul 22, 2010 12:55 pm Posts: 1091 Location: TX
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Re: While in Court... _________________ Gave up hunting ducks and started underwater basket weaving! |
| Thu Oct 07, 2010 8:23 am |
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MMT Super Elite Member
Joined: Fri Dec 18, 2009 8:10 pm Posts: 16915 Location: Rowlett, TX
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Re: While in Court... |
| Thu Oct 07, 2010 10:46 am |
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MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Fri Nov 13, 2009 8:47 pm Posts: 1039 Location: Texas
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Re: While in Court... _________________ To be successful, you must decide exactly what you want to accomplish, then resolve to pay the price to get it. |
| Thu Oct 07, 2010 12:32 pm |
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MMT Super Elite Member
Joined: Fri Dec 18, 2009 8:10 pm Posts: 16915 Location: Rowlett, TX
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Re: While in Court... It's running...............................................
 An, you know I'm jus messin with ya Melv. I couldn't resist, sando set that one up beautifully. |
| Thu Oct 07, 2010 5:15 pm |
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