SmokeEater829
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Joined: Sat Jun 13, 2009 8:48 pm Posts: 1830 Location: Belle Chasse, LA
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 "I can't survive"
I got this in an e-mail and found it funny so I thought I'd share.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsGTx22rFOI[/youtube] At first I was afraid I was petrified, To think that someone named Obama could be on my side, Then I spent so many nights just thinking how it all went wrong...My job was gone, That's why I wrote this stupid song, Not cause he's black and out of place, but he's Islamic with big ears and got a "Howdy Doody" face, I should have changed my stupid vote I'd still be working at Tee Tee's If I'd of known for just one second I'd go from steak to potted meat. Go on now Go I can't take no mo, I don't even make enough to buy sausage for my Gumbo, Wasn't you the one that said a change was on the way and all our stomach's would be filled with corn mock shoo and Ettoffee, But Oh not I, I can't survive, Obamanomics got my consaws (under-ware, Pants) in a bunch with all his lies, I got nothing else to give with Potted meat I cannot live I Can't survive, I can't survive POOYIE! It took all the strength I had not to fall apart, Hell I don't even eat enough to pass a juicy fart, I spent oh so many nights just thinking how you done me wrong and I still cry, While eating Cush (Cajun Breakfast, Corn meal oil and milk)...and Moon Pies, Now you see me you little Chu (Cajun french means "ASS") I'm deep in debt up to my neck all that because of you, While you bail out corporations with our taxes can't you see, I'm still eating beenie Weenies who the hell will bail out me. Go on now Go I can't take no mo, I don't even make enough to buy sausage for my Gumbo, Wasn't you the one that said a change was on the way and all our stomach's would be filled with corn mock shoo and Ettoffee, But Oh not I, I can't survive, Obamanomics got my consaws (under-ware, Pants) in a bunch with all his lies, I got nothing else to give with Potted meat I cannot live I Can't survive, I can't survive POOYIE! Go on now Go I can't take no mo, I don't even make enough to buy sausage for my Gumbo, Wasn't you the one that said a change was on the way and all our stomach's would be filled with corn mock shoo and Ettoffee, But Oh not I, I can't survive, Obamanomics got my consaws (under-ware, Pants) in a bunch with all his lies, I got nothing else to give with Potted meat I cannot live I Can't survive, I can't survive POOYIE!
_________________ Mud Buddy 4500 Black Death hauling the Uncle J 18x58
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