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Hillbilly Divorce

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muddywater MMT Pro Member Joined: Mon Mar 23, 2009 2:25 pm Posts: 72 Location: Big Cypress, Caddo Lake	Hillbilly Divorce A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer. The lawyer said, 'How can I help you?' The farmer said, 'I want to get one of them dayvorces.' The lawyer said, 'Do you have any grounds?' The farmer said, 'Yes, I got 40 acres' The lawyer said, 'No, No, you don't understand, Do you have a suit? The farmer said, 'Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays.' The lawyer said, 'No, no, I mean, do you have a case?' The farmer said, 'No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere. The lawyer said, 'No, I mean, do you have a grudge?' The farmer said,'Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John Deere' The lawyer said, 'Does your wife beat you up or something?' The farmer said, 'No, we both get up at 4:30.' By now the lawyer is getting frustrated but tries one last question ..The lawyer said, 'Is your wife a nagger?' The farmer said, 'No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I wants a dayvorce.' _________________ if I wasn't crazy, I'd go insane
Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:06 pm

SwampSnyper MMT F.E. Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:43 pm Posts: 823 Location: SORRENTO, LA	Re: Hillbilly Divorce _________________ 1948 Aucion's SS Edition Bateau with a stock 35GTR
Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:11 pm

basinlover MMT Pro Member Joined: Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:24 pm Posts: 279 Location: DE Jeanerette, LA.	Re: Hillbilly Divorce like dat 1 _________________ There is no replacement for displacement!!!!
Wed Jun 17, 2009 8:45 pm

mcnemar1982 MMT Sponsor Joined: Mon Jan 19, 2009 4:03 pm Posts: 2216 Location: Walker, Louisiana	Re: Hillbilly Divorce Thats funny rite their! _________________ Ideas not coupled with action never become bigger than the brain cells they occupied. Owner DEEP SOUTH CUSTOM BOATS (225) 252-2700 Good boats ain't cheap, Cheap boats ain't good!
Wed Jun 17, 2009 8:54 pm

Mudgun MMT Addict Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 12:24 pm Posts: 746 Location: Here Be Rocks VA	Re: Hillbilly Divorce What do a hillbilly divorce and a tornado have in common? Both things will cost somebody a trailer and a sat-lite dish. _________________ 1660 Rhino High-Side with center console 90/65 Mercury 2 stroke Outboard jet pump Run shallow, run loud.
Thu Jun 18, 2009 5:52 am

BROOKS MMT 1000 Club Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 9:46 pm Posts: 4596 Location: East TEXAN Proud	Re: Hillbilly Divorce Never did understands why folks like to make a funny out of some of the finest peoples that walk our planet Earth ..... RedNecks, HillBillys, CoonAss's, and 'course them Aggies !!!!! Nether the less ~ Yore story was very humorous !!!!! _________________ Git a Gator-Tail or ride in mines wake ...... MtrFact !!!!! '05 Model .... Still Number One on the Water !!!!
Thu Jun 18, 2009 9:19 am

CLUTCHfan MMT Pro Member Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:27 pm Posts: 186 Location: Drive East until somebody gives you the finger, then drive five hours North.	Re: Hillbilly Divorce Nice. _________________ "Hey! Hey, you little forest creatures! None of you sons of bitches try to be heroes!" "Once I ate leftover chinese that had been kept in an unsealed container and I experienced complete awareness."
Thu Jun 18, 2009 9:34 am

muddywater MMT Pro Member Joined: Mon Mar 23, 2009 2:25 pm Posts: 72 Location: Big Cypress, Caddo Lake	Re: Hillbilly Divorce Hey Brooks don't blame me. It's this guys story You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post. _________________ if I wasn't crazy, I'd go insane
Thu Jun 18, 2009 3:05 pm

Brinkleydog MMT 1000 Club Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 5:15 pm Posts: 1361 Location: Longview, TX	Re: Hillbilly Divorce _________________ 20 x 54 with 9/16 bottom powered by Twin BLACK CHICKS with FPR The Breast Cancer site is having trouble getting enough people to click on it daily to meet their quota of donating at least one free mammogram a day to an underprivileged woman. Go here and click on the "donate a mammogram". This doesn't cost you a thing. Their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate mammogram in exchange for advertising. http://www.thebreastcancersite.com
Thu Jun 18, 2009 4:27 pm

Mudgun MMT Addict Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 12:24 pm Posts: 746 Location: Here Be Rocks VA	Re: Hillbilly Divorce An ole hilljack decided he'd had enough of the bachelor life so he rode into town and stayed with some flatland kinfolk. He met a nice young thing at church and married her up. After the wedding they loaded up his wagon and headed back to his homeplace. They snuggled on the seat in anticipation of their wedding night. As the mule pulled them along the three-chopt road it stumbled on a rock. "That's one" said the bumpkin. They rode along still talking and smiling. Again the mule tripped on a stone, this time almost falling down. "That's two" the hilljack said quietly. They were in sight of the modest shack when the mule stepped in a hole and fell all the way to the ground on his nose. "That's three" said the man and got off the wagon and shot the mule between the eyes. His bride, in shock exclaimed "You fool, you shot your mule that you use for plowing and transportation. How are we going to grow crops and make it to town. How stupid can you be?" He turned and said...... "That's one" _________________ 1660 Rhino High-Side with center console 90/65 Mercury 2 stroke Outboard jet pump Run shallow, run loud.
Fri Jun 19, 2009 6:09 am

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