A woman scanned the guests at a party & spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him
“Hi my name is Carmen” she told him
“That’s a beautiful name” he replied, “is it a family name?
“No” she replied, “ I gave it to myself, it reflects the things I like most -- cars and men.”
“What is your name?” she asked
He said “B J Titsengolf “
Have a good Wednesday fellas