I saw somebody had a "jerk machine" for sale on here. Aint that what ya said ya was lookin for on those nights when ya ole lady turns ya down? Oh, my bad, it was a decoy jerk machine. OOPS.

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That means suck my cock in chinese.

I actually ordered a Mail Order Bride from China. But, I didnt spend the extra money. Come to find out, if you dont purchase the VIP option, she is too big to be shipped. So, that is why I am in Shanghia right now. I will bring her back on the plane. With this said, I will no longer need Jerk Machine. If real wife says NO, i refer to Mail Order China Bride.