Need some suggestions as to how to impress her....so naturally I thought this would be the best place to gather ideas.....

City girl or country girl ? classy or trashy? things we need to know to help you out lol

Send me in your place

Take her out froggin and runnin juglines till 1 am then snuggle up next to a warm camp fire and share a bottle or 2 of homemade wine.

Classy country girl.....killed the biggest deer I have ever seen around here on opening day, no lie.....latravcha, no.

JC has a good Idea....

But after the wine PIITB

dinner at a restaurant thats off the beaten path, or different. then maybe a movie she wants to see, end the night by driven out in the country. stop in an open feild . and bringin alot of blankets ( pre layed out and rolled up ) this is done for time saving! . place them in the bed of your truck , and keep her warm and watch the shooting stars. there's been a ton lately. . .


thats my plan for tonight! good luck buddy ..

remember if she's wearing granny pannies she doesn't wanna fk you!

JC I do believe you are on to something but I need to get my hands on some of that wine that was at caddo.

if you gotta ask us, you're doomed...








good luck and wrap it up...

We would all appreciate Tweet updates on your progress, base by base, you know sort of like live stats.

What is all dis talk of sex? Dem 2 ain't even married yet. They are just goin on a date where he is gonna try put a good impression on her so dat they may begin courtin (dat is if he gots her father's permission).

If she has the word TURBO written on one thigh, and DRIVE on the other thigh..........RUN. You know where she's been and thats gonna be some scary cat!!!

I have to agree with JC.

Ask her if she wants to grab a pizza and then fork all night.

If she says no

Say...OK how about Chinese food?

I'de go wit da juggin. Too cold for froggin. And good homemade wine is a deal sealer. , But you don't know if she worth some good homemade wines yet so maby some cheap stuff.awww what da hell I know about courtin i'm married w/ 4 kids. there ain't none of that nonsence. Got to pull the Rodney Carrington approach " Put on somethin slutty ... I want to drink a little wiskey and jump in your britches"

1. Kyle Park Concert in Tyler...if your in the area and I will be the guy with the best looking girl around.

2. I will keep you guys updated.lol

Sando....
At some point you must take her in your boat

turn the heater in the truck on full blast, roll the windows up, and fart.

well sando ? we didn't get any live updates, she ditch you at the concert?

It's tonight....you will be informed

Can Brooks smell your finger?

Course he can....come to the electric cowboy tonight Brooks!

Update: I'm getting the truck detailed, thinking about where to take her to eat

Be there around 9:30!

Ima startin' to feel sorry fo this gal called Kate ....


As exicited as ole Sando is ... I reckon he's so backed-up he could put the shampoo on a heard of Buffaloes ..... !!!!!

Well....it's been a year....them
Afghani women just don't cut it

Could always be like the way Full Metal Jacket shows it. Me love you long time.

the oysters at Fat Jacks would really help my earlier suggestion...

Anybody got the spread on him "not performing"? LOL

never heard how it went. was it last night or tonight?

Went real good, we two stepped the night away then found an old pasture to star gaze in....got in at 5 am. Can't wait to take her out again!

So........Did you Bury the midget???

Nah, she's a good girl.

Defination of good girl:

One that doesn't say no.


Kind Regards,
uncle J

Lol, I prefer the lady in public/whore in the bedroom types

Good luck !!!!

Those type fuk all your friends. And take your money