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slambin
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Joined: Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:21 pm Posts: 1262 Location: St. Francisville, LA
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 Jack Daniels Fishing
A Jack Daniels Fishing Story
I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.
A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake with two more frogs in his mouth.
Life is good here in the South.
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Tue Jul 13, 2010 8:56 pm |
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coondik
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 Re: Jack Daniels Fishing
dat's funny!
i'm sure Mr.B & Caddo Dennis will appreciate dat one
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Tue Jul 13, 2010 8:59 pm |
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quackconsumer
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Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 7:54 pm Posts: 5582
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 Re: Jack Daniels Fishing
Double Shot. Bwahahaha 
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Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:15 pm |
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