Four married guys go fishing...




After an hour, the following conversation took place:

First guy: You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend.'

Second guy: That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool.'

Third guy: Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her.'

They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word, they asked him, “You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?”

Fourth guy: I just set my alarm for 5:30am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her butt and said: 'Fishing or Sex?'

And she said:…………….. 'Wear sun-block.'

sounds kinda like me i ordered a boat and i have to build a fence wife says no fence no boat i have to hurry lol

Thanks WEA - I think I can actually use that advise !

I woulda wore sun block and doinked her azz...just cause that's what she said.

lol thats a good one