That's pretty funny! I am only 30 years old been married for 10 years and I would rather having a talking frog!
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| Author: | WestEndAngler [ Fri Jul 23, 2010 9:53 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Wise Fisherman |
A guy is 72 years old and loves to fish He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up..' He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say a gain, 'Pick me up..' He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.. The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!' The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front pocket. The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, 'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.' With age comes wisdom... |
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| Author: | Fowltalker [ Fri Jul 23, 2010 10:05 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Wise Fisherman |
| That's pretty funny! I am only 30 years old been married for 10 years and I would rather having a talking frog!
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| Author: | DeathMetalDukk [ Sat Jul 24, 2010 6:40 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Wise Fisherman |
| Smart ol' fukker ain't he. |
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| Author: | Mudgun [ Sat Jul 24, 2010 10:43 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Wise Fisherman |
A woman is shopping for a present for her husband. She has looked high and low and can't find anything. She comes across a man with a stand of "Magic Frogs" She is desperate and inquires about what makes the frogs magic. The man replies that the frogs give head. The woman buys the frog and gives it to her husband that night. He heads upstairs and is gone for a long while. The woman falls asleep on the couch and is awaken by noise in the kitchen. She walks in to see the man with pots and pans everywhere, flour in the air and her cookbook open. "Don't you dare eat that frog" she says. "What are you talking about, if I can teach this frog to cook you're outta here!!!" |
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