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Author: | benelliman [ Mon Aug 02, 2010 8:49 pm ] |
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A 60 enduro on a 20 foot skiff with three men can outrun an allison. Please add. |
Author: | bjg [ Mon Aug 02, 2010 8:59 pm ] |
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When 50 rooster tails are coming down the river they make the people on the sand bars scared. |
Author: | BradS [ Mon Aug 02, 2010 9:02 pm ] |
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Dont leave your GPS laying around cause there is always a fuggin prick in the bunch Oh and a 8 yo with a haymaker can knock a grown man out his chair and glasses off his face |
Author: | Pooh Bear [ Mon Aug 02, 2010 9:58 pm ] |
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elninyo is a hott ol- biatch .............lol |
Author: | Joe M [ Mon Aug 02, 2010 10:16 pm ] |
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Author: | Joe M [ Mon Aug 02, 2010 10:17 pm ] |
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There are thousands of drunk, horny women floating down the Guadalupe river. |
Author: | quackconsumer [ Tue Aug 03, 2010 6:58 am ] |
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2 cases of beer is not enough. |
Author: | MaXXis85 [ Tue Aug 03, 2010 6:59 am ] |
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Author: | JBREAUX [ Tue Aug 03, 2010 7:44 am ] |
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The car wash will not remove permanant marker.......... It will just wash the mud off and make it more visible! |
Author: | UNCLE-J [ Tue Aug 03, 2010 7:47 am ] |
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When crossing the Atlantic ocean in a mini airboat, there is a chance that the radiator hose will come off. The water shooting out of it is hot as HE|| !!!! |
Author: | UNCLE-J [ Tue Aug 03, 2010 7:49 am ] |
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One more important fact that I have learned..... Do not get a distance time from Scott when he is drunk. His 5 hour trip turned into 14.. |
Author: | quackconsumer [ Tue Aug 03, 2010 7:52 am ] |
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Author: | tchredneck [ Tue Aug 03, 2010 8:41 am ] |
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uncle j coozies float |
Author: | Shadow [ Tue Aug 03, 2010 8:51 am ] |
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Author: | UNCLE-J [ Tue Aug 03, 2010 9:14 am ] |
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Author: | Shadow [ Tue Aug 03, 2010 9:26 am ] |
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Author: | SmokeEater829 [ Tue Aug 03, 2010 3:42 pm ] |
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Alcohol goes down way better on Unc J's camp. People sometimes cut ropes and don't remember it. And if you come across a bunch of drunks pushing a camp thru the woods, follow them. There is no telling what you might find floating down the bayou. |
Author: | Tenpoint [ Tue Aug 03, 2010 5:04 pm ] |
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A 60 foot camp doesnt go through the woods as easy as a mud motor rig. And when the goin gets tough, some people haul ass on ya. ![]() |
Author: | Team Camo [ Tue Aug 03, 2010 10:23 pm ] |
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100 drunken azzholes & coonasses make for a fun day on the water! Ya can make a GT run faster than a MB, but just barely. ![]() My boat won't stop by itself, even if I need it to. (Sorry Coe) ![]() My wife enjoys mudruns. Jason Romero is my favorite uncle. ![]() |
Author: | jus10inla [ Tue Aug 03, 2010 11:58 pm ] |
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A mudbuddy key dont fit in a prodrive Big girls ride hard, thus keeping other hotel guests awake Craigs 8 yr old is gonna stay in trouble when he gets older Ben took a grumpy in the river Chops is really short |
Author: | UNCLE-J [ Wed Aug 04, 2010 8:18 am ] |
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Author: | mudman350 [ Wed Aug 04, 2010 12:14 pm ] |
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that i want a 36hp pro-drive that anyone can take on stumpgrinder after he had a few drinks that no one can outdrink chops. that uncle j's 15's are really loud i dont remember much more than that |
Author: | UNCLE-J [ Wed Aug 04, 2010 12:39 pm ] |
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