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Author:  benelliman [ Mon Aug 02, 2010 8:49 pm ]
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A 60 enduro on a 20 foot skiff with three men can outrun an allison.

Please add.

Author:  bjg [ Mon Aug 02, 2010 8:59 pm ]
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When 50 rooster tails are coming down the river they make the people on the sand bars scared.

Author:  BradS [ Mon Aug 02, 2010 9:02 pm ]
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Dont leave your GPS laying around cause there is always a fuggin prick in the bunch

Oh and a 8 yo with a haymaker can knock a grown man out his chair and glasses off his face

Author:  Pooh Bear [ Mon Aug 02, 2010 9:58 pm ]
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elninyo is a hott ol- biatch .............lol

Author:  Joe M [ Mon Aug 02, 2010 10:16 pm ]
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Author:  Joe M [ Mon Aug 02, 2010 10:17 pm ]
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There are thousands of drunk, horny women floating down the Guadalupe river.

Author:  quackconsumer [ Tue Aug 03, 2010 6:58 am ]
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2 cases of beer is not enough.

Author:  MaXXis85 [ Tue Aug 03, 2010 6:59 am ]
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Author:  JBREAUX [ Tue Aug 03, 2010 7:44 am ]
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The car wash will not remove permanant marker.......... It will just wash the mud off and make it more visible!

Author:  UNCLE-J [ Tue Aug 03, 2010 7:47 am ]
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When crossing the Atlantic ocean in a mini airboat, there is a chance that the radiator hose will come off. The water shooting out of it is hot as HE|| !!!!

Author:  UNCLE-J [ Tue Aug 03, 2010 7:49 am ]
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One more important fact that I have learned.....

Do not get a distance time from Scott when he is drunk.

His 5 hour trip turned into 14..

Author:  quackconsumer [ Tue Aug 03, 2010 7:52 am ]
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Author:  tchredneck [ Tue Aug 03, 2010 8:41 am ]
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uncle j coozies float

Author:  Shadow [ Tue Aug 03, 2010 8:51 am ]
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Author:  UNCLE-J [ Tue Aug 03, 2010 9:14 am ]
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Author:  Shadow [ Tue Aug 03, 2010 9:26 am ]
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Author:  SmokeEater829 [ Tue Aug 03, 2010 3:42 pm ]
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Alcohol goes down way better on Unc J's camp.

People sometimes cut ropes and don't remember it.

And if you come across a bunch of drunks pushing a camp thru the woods, follow them. There is no telling what you might find floating down the bayou.

Author:  Tenpoint [ Tue Aug 03, 2010 5:04 pm ]
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A 60 foot camp doesnt go through the woods as easy as a mud motor rig. And when the goin gets tough, some people haul ass on ya. :D

Author:  Team Camo [ Tue Aug 03, 2010 10:23 pm ]
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100 drunken azzholes & coonasses make for a fun day on the water!

Ya can make a GT run faster than a MB, but just barely. :mrgreen:

My boat won't stop by itself, even if I need it to. (Sorry Coe) :lol:

My wife enjoys mudruns.

Jason Romero is my favorite uncle. :mrgreen:

Author:  jus10inla [ Tue Aug 03, 2010 11:58 pm ]
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A mudbuddy key dont fit in a prodrive

Big girls ride hard, thus keeping other hotel guests awake

Craigs 8 yr old is gonna stay in trouble when he gets older

Ben took a grumpy in the river

Chops is really short

Author:  UNCLE-J [ Wed Aug 04, 2010 8:18 am ]
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Author:  mudman350 [ Wed Aug 04, 2010 12:14 pm ]
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that i want a 36hp pro-drive


that anyone can take on stumpgrinder after he had a few drinks


that no one can outdrink chops.


that uncle j's 15's are really loud


i dont remember much more than that

Author:  UNCLE-J [ Wed Aug 04, 2010 12:39 pm ]
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