As an aid for all my southern MM brethren, here are some simple lessons, which may help in the "readability" of your posts.

1) Boats are not "hauls." They are called "hulls."

2) Nothing can be for "sell." It can be for "sale."

3) The word "knew" implies prior knowledge. The word "new" implies the opposite of old. (I know homonyms can be tough.)

4) Similarily, the word "know" implies knowledge. The word "no" is the opposite of "yes." (again, a tricky homonym.)

That is your free "ed-u-cashun" for the day. Happy Friday!!

We are to assume Joey p that you do po-sess the crodentials for this tuterin' ?

It's settle then !!! We now have "Spell Check" !!!

You gonna have you hands full with brentfonty.

Here is another word for you, Coullion.....

dat's cuz dey spelled it wrong. lol

it's couillon...... or couillonne (feminine)...... or da slang spelling version is couyon.

Posers

cou-yon = dumb@$$
the propar spellin' prolly got sum-a-dem lil wavey lines on topa the o's & mabe the u too.
there's yer free lessin 4 2day!

Wow, I am in awe. And my moma always told me to get out of the mud. If she knew there was so much to learn by playing in the mud. Just think, I hadn't listen to her,,,, well I might even be president....no scratch dat! I'll just keep muddin!!!!

See, you learn something new every day!! Now I'm being called Cajun for dumbass. I like it!!

Now Mudd, don't you be hatin'. Just cause you gotta be a (fudge) Packers fan, while I get the world champion Colts, and Da Bears, that's no reason to take it out on me!! "This is Brett? I never knew Brett was Brett Fav-Ra"

All you coonasses get back to muddin'. Ole Grammar Coach will let you know when it's time for another lesson. Don't worry, they won't be too frequent. (That means often).

Hey Jo-P.... I'm gonna be up der in Obama-land end of April on business for a week. Warrenville to be exact, maybe we can have a beer or 12 and I can call you some more coonass names and you can correct my grammar for me. lol

Grinder, you talkin Warrenville, IL ???

I'm no english buf, but shouldn't the title be A MMT Tutorial...?

Guess both our expectations have been changed........

I figured I would ge a yes or no response.....guess dickhead is the new cool thing.....

I'll refain from ever type talkin that again! LOL

Mudd--GOT DAMMIT!!!!

Stop cluttering up my grammar lesson by triple posting some shit about turd packing and chin-nut boogying. I don't know what kinda homo-erotic story you're trying to sell here, or what under the stall toe tapping signals you're sending to Rivers. Whatever they are, I don't like 'em!!

That being said, I'd love to come up Nort to drink some brews with you, but unfortunately, I'm busier than a queer with a bag full of bungholes. (You like how I put that in a language you could understand?)

You come on a mud Motor Site (the manliest of sites) claiming to be "resident grammar coach" also theres somethin in your sig about a "Glory Hole" , you dont even own a Mud Motor,,,,,and Im the fag? LOL

joe e p, do yous thinks that maybe yous can helps me with me engish studiies so me can gets deploma and gets more better jobe. them snakees i caught or not big thise ear.