A man goes to the hospital for a vasectomy. A really attractive nurse comes into his room and tells him to get undressed, which he does. She then tells him to get onto the bed and lie down, which he does. She then took off all her clothes and climbed on top of him and they made mad, passionate love. Upon completion of the deed, he asked her what that was all about. The nurse explained to the man that studies had proven that if a man ejaculated just prior to a vasectomy, the procedure would be much easier for the doctor to perform. She then helped him into a wheelchair and began to push him down the hallway toward the operating room. Along the way, they passed a room with 6 or 7 men inside masturbating. Seeing this, he couldn't help but ask, "What's going on in there?" The nurse then told the man that they were also there for vasectomies, but he had Blue Cross and they had Obama Care.

That is funny shiat.