So I come in to work this morning and there is an older swamp ninja that works here I thought we were cool we go down and get breakfast every morning and everything so we were joking around this morning after we got back from breakfast there was this guy on TV dancing crazy and he said that looked like me a damn wet noodle dancin around because im a slender guy well ofcourse I had a comeback and he is a larger swamp ninja so I said well u look like a burnt marshmellow and all hell broke loose he didnt like that at all of a sudden im racist and he claims he would have whooped my ass if we were back in the states and really if u wanted to get technical a wet noodle is white so he made a racial comment also isnt that rediculous but he blew it out of porportion sayin that if he called me a cracker I wouldnt like that and saying that I was trying to make him feel un comfortable in front of all these other crackers

So if he's a burnt marshmellow, does that make him white on the inside?

Typical nig....

Phuckin n1gger

U should have shown him the fat ninja verses ice cream truck..

I did the same thing in the NO airport dis morning
Got a cup of coffee he asked how I wanted it and I told him black
Well got a comment from the nig sitting at the bar

Typical of the double standards we live with every day. They can walk around callin each other ***** & actin like idiots, but how dare yo white azz say anything remotely close to the word. My m-i-l works @ the credit union for the RR and everybody's always goin in there. She's got a real good friend who's nickname is Gig. One day she was talkin about him & called him "Gigger" well one of em thought she said the other word & suddenly every black guy out there was callin her a racist & not usin the credit union anymore. When the guy found out what she'd really said he really had to eat crow & tell em all he was wrong, but I don't think she ever did get an apology from him.

what a n!gga.....i woulda slapped da black of dat a$$ so i could make dat comment which wasnt even racist in da first place.

Should have told him, if we knew they would have been dis much trouble we would have picked our own damned cotton.

You over here in Afghan?

1. hanging out with him was your first mistake!
2. it's always cool until u hurt their fragile sense of dignity.
3. who gives a f if he was upset.
4. I just looked up cracker on wikipedia and I can't find an insult in the entire explanation of the term.