So I come in to work this morning and there is an older swamp ninja that works here I thought we were cool we go down and get breakfast every morning and everything so we were joking around this morning after we got back from breakfast there was this guy on TV dancing crazy and he said that looked like me a damn wet noodle dancin around because im a slender guy well ofcourse I had a comeback and he is a larger swamp ninja so I said well u look like a burnt marshmellow
and all hell broke loose he didnt like that at all of a sudden im racist and he claims he would have whooped my ass if we were back in the states 
and really if u wanted to get technical a wet noodle is white so he made a racial comment also isnt that rediculous but he blew it out of porportion sayin that if he called me a cracker I wouldnt like that and saying that I was trying to make him feel un comfortable in front of all these other crackers