A man went to court for a DUI and stood before the judge. The judge was really givin the man an ass chewin and started tellin him all the statistics and facts about how many people are killed and injured by drunk drivers each year.
He pauses and asks this old country boy "Son, after hearing all this who do think are the most dangerous drivers on the road?"
The man puts his head down and gets real quiet for a while thinkin and finally raises his head up and says as serious as a heart attack "Im gunna have to say a ****** in a putwood truck"
