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slambin
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:21 pm Posts: 1262 Location: St. Francisville, LA
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 What I learned from the coastal bar...
Creole women only suck, phuck, and make peanut brittle.
_________________ 2060 CC 3/4 Gator-tail 1/4 Brother Breaux Boat /35GTR Cowboy thought- a thong on a woman is like a barbed wire fence. It protects the property but doesnt obstruct the view.
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Sun Sep 19, 2010 12:38 am |
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quackconsumer
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 7:54 pm Posts: 5582
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 Re: What I learned from the coastal bar...
You're not cheap if you put $5down her shirt but you are if you put $3. (Maxxis)
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Sun Sep 19, 2010 12:41 am |
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quackconsumer
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 7:54 pm Posts: 5582
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 Re: What I learned from the coastal bar...
Even in pecan island you will still see a phag swampninja.
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Sun Sep 19, 2010 12:42 am |
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slambin
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:21 pm Posts: 1262 Location: St. Francisville, LA
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 Re: What I learned from the coastal bar...
Dude it's a straight shot. Just keep it between the mayonnaise and the mustard(maxxis to slambin)
_________________ 2060 CC 3/4 Gator-tail 1/4 Brother Breaux Boat /35GTR Cowboy thought- a thong on a woman is like a barbed wire fence. It protects the property but doesnt obstruct the view.
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Sun Sep 19, 2010 12:44 am |
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quackconsumer
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 7:54 pm Posts: 5582
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 Re: What I learned from the coastal bar...
Da beast pick up line is I'm maried and have a beautiful daughter.
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Sun Sep 19, 2010 12:46 am |
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MaXXis85
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 7:23 am Posts: 6233 Location: Tarkington, TX
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 Re: What I learned from the coastal bar...
How old are you? ( all of us )
_________________ Bayou Surface Drive 337-351-0362 Tarkington, TX 77327
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Sun Sep 19, 2010 12:47 am |
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quackconsumer
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 7:54 pm Posts: 5582
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 Re: What I learned from the coastal bar...
Seventeen years old is still leagal enough
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Sun Sep 19, 2010 12:48 am |
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slambin
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:21 pm Posts: 1262 Location: St. Francisville, LA
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 Re: What I learned from the coastal bar...
I heard you had the best boobs in the place( quackconsumer). 20 bucks and I'll show you( slampiece)
_________________ 2060 CC 3/4 Gator-tail 1/4 Brother Breaux Boat /35GTR Cowboy thought- a thong on a woman is like a barbed wire fence. It protects the property but doesnt obstruct the view.
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Sun Sep 19, 2010 12:50 am |
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MaXXis85
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 7:23 am Posts: 6233 Location: Tarkington, TX
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 Re: What I learned from the coastal bar...
The coastal Is one of da few bars where I spend more in da jukebox than the bar Because my beer is behind da Truck.
_________________ Bayou Surface Drive 337-351-0362 Tarkington, TX 77327
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Sun Sep 19, 2010 12:52 am |
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quackconsumer
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 7:54 pm Posts: 5582
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 Re: What I learned from the coastal bar...
I'm so drunk I can't even hold my cigarette.
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Sun Sep 19, 2010 12:53 am |
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quackconsumer
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 7:54 pm Posts: 5582
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 Re: What I learned from the coastal bar...
Itqhs a multipul choice question if you go striaght you fail.
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Sun Sep 19, 2010 12:56 am |
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quackconsumer
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 7:54 pm Posts: 5582
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 Re: What I learned from the coastal bar...
How many trucks are in front of me? 5. OK I only see 3 we're good.
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Sun Sep 19, 2010 12:58 am |
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slambin
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:21 pm Posts: 1262 Location: St. Francisville, LA
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 Re: What I learned from the coastal bar...
Pledge!!!!!!!!!!! Go get us a beer out the truck.
_________________ 2060 CC 3/4 Gator-tail 1/4 Brother Breaux Boat /35GTR Cowboy thought- a thong on a woman is like a barbed wire fence. It protects the property but doesnt obstruct the view.
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Sun Sep 19, 2010 1:00 am |
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slambin
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:21 pm Posts: 1262 Location: St. Francisville, LA
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 Re: What I learned from the coastal bar...
Even in a single wide, we can find the VIP room... The handicapped ramp
_________________ 2060 CC 3/4 Gator-tail 1/4 Brother Breaux Boat /35GTR Cowboy thought- a thong on a woman is like a barbed wire fence. It protects the property but doesnt obstruct the view.
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Sun Sep 19, 2010 1:01 am |
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quackconsumer
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 7:54 pm Posts: 5582
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 Re: What I learned from the coastal bar...
Da bartender has a mustash.
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Sun Sep 19, 2010 1:06 am |
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slambin
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:21 pm Posts: 1262 Location: St. Francisville, LA
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 Re: What I learned from the coastal bar...
Your 21? Yeah. With a kid? Yeah. I'd hit it, just sayin....I'd lick that tata like I was crazy..
_________________ 2060 CC 3/4 Gator-tail 1/4 Brother Breaux Boat /35GTR Cowboy thought- a thong on a woman is like a barbed wire fence. It protects the property but doesnt obstruct the view.
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Sun Sep 19, 2010 1:07 am |
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slambin
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:21 pm Posts: 1262 Location: St. Francisville, LA
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 Re: What I learned from the coastal bar...
If you think about wakin me up at 530 I stick a rusty shotgun barrel up your azz
_________________ 2060 CC 3/4 Gator-tail 1/4 Brother Breaux Boat /35GTR Cowboy thought- a thong on a woman is like a barbed wire fence. It protects the property but doesnt obstruct the view.
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Sun Sep 19, 2010 1:11 am |
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T-Bubba
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Wed Feb 18, 2009 6:43 pm Posts: 3958 Location: Centerville, La
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 Re: What I learned from the coastal bar...
I wish I could have witnessed this
_________________ I gave up mud motors
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Sun Sep 19, 2010 7:22 am |
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Pintail58
MMT Addict
Joined: Fri Feb 06, 2009 8:17 am Posts: 578 Location: Lafayette , La on da outside
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 Re: What I learned from the coastal bar...
Hey azzholes whene where ya'll down? I've just got back. been down there all week. I feel the love commin from down da rd. Can't even call a brotha for a drink........
_________________ Shoot 1st ask later 14' leaker w/ 20hplt Shootin time Teal Season 2010 http://xrl.in/64aw #countdown
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Sun Sep 19, 2010 10:41 am |
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jn70549
MMT Pro Member
Joined: Sun Aug 02, 2009 11:32 am Posts: 199
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 Re: What I learned from the coastal bar...
Does Ella still own that place?
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Sun Sep 19, 2010 5:10 pm |
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slambin
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:21 pm Posts: 1262 Location: St. Francisville, LA
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 Re: What I learned from the coastal bar...
_________________ 2060 CC 3/4 Gator-tail 1/4 Brother Breaux Boat /35GTR Cowboy thought- a thong on a woman is like a barbed wire fence. It protects the property but doesnt obstruct the view.
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Sun Sep 19, 2010 6:56 pm |
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MaXXis85
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 7:23 am Posts: 6233 Location: Tarkington, TX
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 Re: What I learned from the coastal bar...
Two weekends in a row and to coastal has some hotties inside. Im not complainin!
_________________ Bayou Surface Drive 337-351-0362 Tarkington, TX 77327
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Mon Sep 20, 2010 7:02 am |
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slambin
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:21 pm Posts: 1262 Location: St. Francisville, LA
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 Re: What I learned from the coastal bar...
bringing this one to the top so its easier to find friday night
_________________ 2060 CC 3/4 Gator-tail 1/4 Brother Breaux Boat /35GTR Cowboy thought- a thong on a woman is like a barbed wire fence. It protects the property but doesnt obstruct the view.
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Wed Nov 10, 2010 7:58 pm |
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MaXXis85
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 7:23 am Posts: 6233 Location: Tarkington, TX
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 Re: What I learned from the coastal bar...
Buwahahah. this past weeknd was a trip. They fed us LOL
_________________ Bayou Surface Drive 337-351-0362 Tarkington, TX 77327
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Thu Nov 11, 2010 7:57 am |
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quackconsumer
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 7:54 pm Posts: 5582
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 Re: What I learned from the coastal bar...
UhhhhhOhhhh.............
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Thu Nov 11, 2010 8:59 am |
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latravcha
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:26 am Posts: 1173
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 Re: What I learned from the coastal bar...
We hunting west of cameron this week end may take a ride
_________________ Aucoin 20X48 36pd Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour. Then open it and see who's happy to see you.
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Thu Nov 11, 2010 10:51 am |
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Pintail58
MMT Addict
Joined: Fri Feb 06, 2009 8:17 am Posts: 578 Location: Lafayette , La on da outside
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 Re: What I learned from the coastal bar...
Ya'll don't kill tooooooo much turkey. Might show up Sat night you gonna be there all weekend?
_________________ Shoot 1st ask later 14' leaker w/ 20hplt Shootin time Teal Season 2010 http://xrl.in/64aw #countdown
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Thu Nov 11, 2010 7:07 pm |
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slambin
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:21 pm Posts: 1262 Location: St. Francisville, LA
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 Re: What I learned from the coastal bar...
_________________ 2060 CC 3/4 Gator-tail 1/4 Brother Breaux Boat /35GTR Cowboy thought- a thong on a woman is like a barbed wire fence. It protects the property but doesnt obstruct the view.
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Thu Nov 11, 2010 8:52 pm |
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quackconsumer
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 7:54 pm Posts: 5582
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 Re: What I learned from the coastal bar...
Good Night. Gonna get me a nap before I leave work so i'll be well rested. 
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Fri Nov 12, 2010 3:28 pm |
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