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Author:  Joe M [ Tue Dec 07, 2010 11:12 am ]
Post subject:  Why men have dogs
Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:
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> 2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
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> 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
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> 4. A dog's parents never visit.
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> 5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
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> 6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
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> 7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk..
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> 8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
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> 9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get
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> 10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
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> 11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a
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> 12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think
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> 13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
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> And last, but not least:
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> 14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
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> To test this theory:
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Author:  cb5331 [ Tue Dec 07, 2010 1:06 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Why men have dogs
:lol:
Author:  Mudhole [ Wed Dec 08, 2010 9:14 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Why men have dogs
I like dat, funny!! :lol:
Author:  UNCLE-J [ Wed Dec 08, 2010 9:15 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Why men have dogs
Please post Cliff Notes... That was too much for me to read
Author:  cbrown [ Wed Dec 08, 2010 9:24 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Why men have dogs
good stuff right there
Author:  trev93 [ Wed Dec 08, 2010 3:12 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Why men have dogs
so vwry true :lol: :lol: :lol:
Author:  woodduck224 [ Thu Dec 09, 2010 7:36 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Why men have dogs
this is true
Author:  cb5331 [ Thu Dec 09, 2010 7:47 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Why men have dogs
Dogs don't mind your stinky farts...They actually seem to like them. :lol: And they don't mind when you tell them how bad theirs stink. :lol:
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