Well,
Friday a Texas Boy came to Louisiana to pick up the boat I built for him. While down in South La, he wanted to make a duck hunt. So, I planned a trip to HotdognJoe's camp down the Wax. Saturday Evening we went to Wal-Mart to pick up shotgun shells, and some groceries. Well, due to unforseen events, I ended up buying a new gun.(first shot brought down double) During the paperwork process, the texan got a bit dizzy, and passed out at the sporting good counter. He went down like a sack of bricks.
Once we brought him back to planet earth, he stated that he was good enough to go to car. Well,,, Low and Behold... He passes out again. This time, taking down 3 or 4 skateboards off of the isle.
Now, it is pretty serious.. We dont know what the He!! is going on. they have managers, and everyone else in walmart watching.
OK.. Long story short, he drank a orange juice, and he was good to go. The managers made him ride a Scooter out of WalMart. After Leaving WalMart, we stopped by Burger King. He got something to eat, then felt 100% better.

After that, we made the trip, drank a bottle of Crown Reserve, and made a hunt.


It was serious for a little while, then we figured out that, he had been up since 4 am, and didnt eat anything at all that day. It was 8pm when he fainted. So, we assumed that that was the reason.

Cool. Does someone have to buy a boat from you to get invited on a hunt? Jus askin.

X2 what kinda gun u bought?

Well hell in that case i wanna go, only text i get is some nasty crap i don't want to look at anyway, by the way did you get mine today i sent ya?

I'm with ya on that one Brad!

That kind of $hit would only happen to you
By the way thanks for the text of the empty bottle of
Crown at 12 am
Tried to call Saturday morning to see if you and Mr Tx wanted to come shoot a limit of greens but guess y'all were sleeping the crown off

I really don't thank it was from not eatin' .....

I imagine he was just over-wellmed after spendin' his time with you ......