Washington D.C. - A controversial new study recently released by researchers from the Advanced Institute of Management Studies (AIMS) purports to show that men who surf porn at the office are up to 69 percent more likely to be promoted to a management position when compared to men who refrain from such activities.

In another surprising discovery based on the same research, scientists reported that as many as 6.9 percent of male white collar employees spend at least two hours per day viewing pornography on any given work day, with Wednesday being the day of peak porn viewing activity.

That the hot subject sues crazy

Hell, i should own this company than thats all we got to do around this place!