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Mudhole
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Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 7:05 am
Posts: 716
Location: NW La.
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 Brooks doctor vist.... Ol Brooks went to the doc the other day and encountered this nurse.......
(Nurse talking to Brooks)
"Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional nurse. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," Brooks said and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest man thingy the nurse had ever seen.. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure.
"I'm so sorry," said the nurse. "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem ? "
"It's swollen," Brooks replied
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"Gofer Everette?"
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coastal
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 8:29 am
Posts: 1890
Location: South TX
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Re: Brooks doctor vist....
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I will keep my gun's,freedom and money.You can keep your change!
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The Shafer
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:46 pm
Posts: 1947
Location: Longview. TX
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Re: Brooks doctor vist....
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WC 1848 Bateau w/ 36 PD FPR
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BROOKS
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 9:46 pm
Posts: 4596
Location: East TEXAN Proud
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Re: Brooks doctor vist....
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Git a Gator-Tail or ride in mines wake ...... MtrFact !!!!!
'05 Model .... Still Number One on the Water !!!!
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| Tue Jan 20, 2009 10:44 am |
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coastal
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 8:29 am
Posts: 1890
Location: South TX
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Re: Brooks doctor vist....
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I will keep my gun's,freedom and money.You can keep your change!
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basinhunter
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 6:22 pm
Posts: 1642
Location: Morgan City, LA
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Re: Brooks doctor vist....
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Pro Drive m'fers
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R.B.
MMT Pro Member
Joined: Thu Jan 15, 2009 1:58 pm
Posts: 180
Location: Balls Deep Ga.
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Re: Brooks doctor vist.... I'm gonna stomp a mudhole in this mud hole fella he keeps messin wif Brooks !!! First off....Brooks won the damn mud motor photo comtest without even having a mudmotor in the photo....cause he had the ticket....hot bitches !!!! and when Afu's wife leaves him to be wiff Brooks, I'm gonna swoop in and steal her from Brooks. Second off......Anybody sportin capri jorts while smokin a cig is OK in my book. Third off.......I like his light hearted posts....unlike some of you Negative Nacy phags who aint a bit entertaining. So...........Add Brooks to RB's friends list for now anyhow. Until I know different. BTW...Coastal....that avatar of yours is over compensation Brah. Speaks volumes to your lack of gettin any split tail. Pieces 
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SwampSnyper
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Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:43 pm
Posts: 823
Location: SORRENTO, LA
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Re: Brooks doctor vist.... Y's y'alls always picking on Brooks. Dats my top notch East Texan buddy.
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bayouboy
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 6:08 pm
Posts: 5376
Location: Venice, La
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Re: Brooks doctor vist.... No Chitt! Why pick on the good guy? there's plenty of azzholes on here just asking for it!
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coastal
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 8:29 am
Posts: 1890
Location: South TX
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Re: Brooks doctor vist....
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I will keep my gun's,freedom and money.You can keep your change!
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R.B.
MMT Pro Member
Joined: Thu Jan 15, 2009 1:58 pm
Posts: 180
Location: Balls Deep Ga.
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Re: Brooks doctor vist.... I can wager a guess Brah. Touchy ???
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coastal
MMT 1000 Club
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Location: South TX
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Re: Brooks doctor vist.... You are the only STUD...  
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I will keep my gun's,freedom and money.You can keep your change!
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Sand Man
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Joined: Thu Jan 15, 2009 9:57 am
Posts: 994
Location: Fort Worth, TX
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Re: Brooks doctor vist.... why y'all so grumpy? still upset your mom gave your dad a BJ before she kissed you good night? 
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River
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 8:34 am
Posts: 1092
Location: Unaffiliated, SETX group has caused me to renounce my Texas Citizenship
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Re: Brooks doctor vist....
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"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the outcome of the vote."-Benjamin Franklin
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coastal
MMT 1000 Club
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Location: South TX
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Re: Brooks doctor vist....
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I will keep my gun's,freedom and money.You can keep your change!
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allfoul'dup
MMT Pro Member
Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:05 pm
Posts: 122
Location: Southeast Texas
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Re: Brooks doctor vist.... keep dreamin RB keep dreamin, the one i need to keep an eye on is brooks if he gets a holt of em its all over with!!!
hey brroks hows old TRINITY doin anywayz???? has he shot any more monster bucks?????
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R.B.
MMT Pro Member
Joined: Thu Jan 15, 2009 1:58 pm
Posts: 180
Location: Balls Deep Ga.
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Re: Brooks doctor vist....
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Skillet Free !!!
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coastal
MMT 1000 Club
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Location: South TX
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Re: Brooks doctor vist.... Touchy????
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I will keep my gun's,freedom and money.You can keep your change!
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Grow a set and you will be sporting the D cell.. 
