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Author: | WestEndAngler [ Mon Feb 14, 2011 11:21 am ] |
Post subject: | Texas Translations of California Euphemisms |
In California-------------------------In Texas Diverse or Lifestyle Choice---Sinful and Perverted Arsenal of Weapons------------Gun Collection Delicate Wetlands----------------Swamp Undocumented Worker----------------Illegal Alien Cruelty-Free Materials----------------Synthetic Fiber Assault and Battery----------------Attitude Adjustment Heavily Armed----------------Well-protected Narrow-minded----------------Righteous Taxes or Your Fair Share----------------Coerced Theft Commonsense Gun Control----------------Gun Confiscation Plot Illegal Hazardous Explosives----------------Fireworks or Stump Removal Nonviable Tissue Mass----------------Unborn Baby Equal Access to Opportunity----------------Socialism Multicultural Community----------------High Crime Area Fairness or Social Progress----------------Marxism Upper Class or "The Rich"----------------Self-Employed Progressive, Change----------------Big Government Scheme Homeless or Disadvantaged----------------Bums or Welfare Leeches Sniper Rifle----------------Scoped Deer Rifle Investment For the Future----------------Higher Taxes Healthcare Reform----------------Socialized Medicine Extremist, Judgmental, or Hater----------------Conservative Truants----------------Homeschoolers Victim or Oppressed----------------Criminal or Lazy Good-For-Nothing High Capacity Magazine----------------Standard Capacity Magazine Religious Zealot----------------Church-going Reintroduced Wolves----------------Sheep and Elk Killers Fair Trade Coffee----------------Overpriced Yuppie Coffee Exploiters or "The Rich"----------------Employed or Land Owner The Gun Lobby----------------NRA Members Assault Weapon----------------Semi-Auto (Grandpa's M1 Carbine) Fiscal Stimulus----------------New Taxes and Higher Taxes Same Sex Marriage----------------Legalized Perversion Mandated Eco-Friendly Lighting----------------Chinese Mercury-Laden Light Bulbs |
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