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| Author: | stumpgrinder [ Sat May 30, 2009 10:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | wasps.... |
I HATE WASPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I got ambushed today..... not da red one's.... da little yella pigmy mofos. My eyes are swole shut...... my right hand is twice da size of my left hand.... I'm declaring Jihad on these mofos. IT'S ON!!!!!!!!!!  Dat is all. Carry on. |
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| Author: | texman034 [ Sat May 30, 2009 10:32 pm ] |
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| Author: | stumpgrinder [ Sat May 30, 2009 10:36 pm ] |
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 POSITIVE!!!! 
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| Author: | POKER1 [ Sat May 30, 2009 10:54 pm ] |
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I hate them mofos too. Big somebitch hit me in my neck on the last ride. |
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| Author: | stumpgrinder [ Sat May 30, 2009 10:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: wasps.... |
Jihad dem mofos!!!!!!!!!!! Wasps are da DEVIL!!! Wasps must DIE!!!!!!!
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| Author: | LOWRY [ Sat May 30, 2009 11:08 pm ] |
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I hear ya Ben. If you are talkin about them little yellow brown striped bastids we call em guinea wasps. They got some more attitude
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| Author: | stumpgrinder [ Sat May 30, 2009 11:11 pm ] |
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| Author: | aucoin [ Sat May 30, 2009 11:33 pm ] |
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| Author: | stumpgrinder [ Sun May 31, 2009 12:09 am ] |
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TESTIFY!!! Hepler was with me..... he gladly gave me minute-to-minute updates on how much my face had swollen up. lol |
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| Author: | mcnemar1982 [ Sun May 31, 2009 7:24 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: wasps.... |
Tell me bout it. They just build a new nest under the front deck of my boat! RAID!!!!!
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| Author: | SwampSnyper [ Sun May 31, 2009 7:27 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: wasps.... |
| Author: | craig [ Sun May 31, 2009 8:25 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: wasps.... |
Glad it was you  ........................and not me!!
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| Author: | stumpgrinder [ Sun May 31, 2009 8:35 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: wasps.... |
u should see it dis mornin.... right eye is swole completely shut, left eye almost there. |
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| Author: | Mitschke [ Sun May 31, 2009 8:48 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: wasps.... |
Jihad..... LMAO I guess the part that sucks is your in a boat and you cant get out of there.. Those little yellow ones are some mean little fukers. I got stung by a couple of them one time when i was mowing. Them dudes came screaming out of some cross ties and the few that did sting me kept on coming back at me. Ya might keep a can of raid handy in your beer holder! |
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| Author: | deltaduckmaster [ Sun May 31, 2009 8:51 am ] |
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| Author: | stumpgrinder [ Sun May 31, 2009 9:21 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: wasps.... |
I thought about pics..... but I don't want any reminders of dis shit once da swellin goes down. lol I keep wasp spray.... but dat shit only works before u get stung. lol And at da time of incident it was me drivin, a pickin' box & a bait tray in front of me, then Hepler in front of that, then a stack of bait in front of Hepler, then about 15 sacks of crawfish in front of da bait, then a black box all da way in da front with da wasp spray in it. lol Trust me.... da wasp spray was at my feet for da rest of tha day. I went on a rampage goin' completely out my way to kill any wasps within 50' of my trap line. And trust me... I ain't finished yet.... I'll have a whole case of wasp spray with me when I go back. Jihad I tell you..... it's ON!!!
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| Author: | craig [ Sun May 31, 2009 9:57 am ] |
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Your fighting a very determined enemy................... 
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| Author: | SwampSnyper [ Sun May 31, 2009 10:10 am ] |
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Come on man, pics! Pics! Pics! I bet you look like that monster dude on the Goonies! 
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| Author: | coondik [ Sun May 31, 2009 10:13 am ] |
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hey you guys!!!!!!!!!!!!! stumpy u want a babyruth |
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| Author: | Gator Guy [ Sun May 31, 2009 10:54 am ] |
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| Author: | stumpgrinder [ Sun May 31, 2009 11:11 am ] |
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LOL.... that pretty much sums it up. lol |
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| Author: | Mitschke [ Sun May 31, 2009 2:09 pm ] |
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| Author: | stumpgrinder [ Sun May 31, 2009 3:47 pm ] |
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5 times too many.... swellin went down a little. Just finished bush-hoggin, killed about 20 more.
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| Author: | TexasProud [ Sun May 31, 2009 4:15 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: wasps.... |
If ya could harness them rascals properly ya could cut into the viagra profits ! ! ! "If you experience swelling that lasts more than 4 hours" |
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| Author: | coastal [ Sun May 31, 2009 8:02 pm ] |
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I hope you kill everyone of the Fukers.
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| Author: | Gatorpoint [ Sun May 31, 2009 8:17 pm ] |
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If I would have been with ya, I would have hit ya with the epi-pen! |
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| Author: | bundy [ Sun May 31, 2009 9:26 pm ] |
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damn that sucks dude but i kno the feelin i got hit with a few this year in the spill way |
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| Author: | LOWRY [ Sun May 31, 2009 9:31 pm ] |
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| Author: | Gatorpoint [ Sun May 31, 2009 9:41 pm ] |
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| Author: | tchredneck [ Mon Jun 01, 2009 10:10 am ] |
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swelling went down any? dont wanna have to start calling you baby face ben |
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| Author: | hotdognjo [ Mon Jun 01, 2009 12:35 pm ] |
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Sorry to hear about dat. Hope ya heal up soon!! 
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| Author: | white1 [ Mon Jun 01, 2009 2:22 pm ] |
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Just so you know, a little dawn mixed in with water sprayed on them bastadges works just as good as some sho nuff wasp killa 
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| Author: | T-mac [ Mon Jun 01, 2009 2:31 pm ] |
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| Author: | LOWRY [ Mon Jun 01, 2009 10:25 pm ] |
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| Author: | stumpgrinder [ Fri Jun 05, 2009 7:59 pm ] |
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all healed up now.... except for the slight knot over my eye. I done burned up about 8 cans of wasp spray in da woods since then. Even found a nest with about 12 on it under my patio... had a little fun with them. Drank me 2 beers real fast then got me a broom and wrapped sum newspaper around da end.... douched it with gasoline and lit on fire.... then passed it under da nest and singed all der wings off. then I scooped 'em all up with a shovel and placed them in a coffee can and drank me another beer. Then I went found a big ass fire ant hill and gave it a good stirrin' up..... when da ants was good & pissed off I dropped da wasps in da fire ants and drank me another beer while I just stood der and grinned as they died a very deserving death. When da last wasp quit moving...... I pissed dat beer on 'em.  I feel much better now. |
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| Author: | forever draggin [ Fri Jun 05, 2009 8:14 pm ] |
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