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I HATE WASPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I got ambushed today..... not da red one's.... da little yella pigmy mofos.

My eyes are swole shut...... my right hand is twice da size of my left hand....

I'm declaring Jihad on these mofos. IT'S ON!!!!!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted:

Dat is all.

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:o :o


POSITIVE!!!! :evil:

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I hate them mofos too. Big somebitch hit me in my neck on the last ride.

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Jihad dem mofos!!!!!!!!!!!

Wasps are da DEVIL!!!

Wasps must DIE!!!!!!! :twisted:

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I hear ya Ben. If you are talkin about them little yellow brown striped bastids we call em guinea wasps. They got some more attitude :twisted:

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TESTIFY!!!

Hepler was with me..... he gladly gave me minute-to-minute updates on how much my face had swollen up. lol

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Tell me bout it. They just build a new nest under the front deck of my boat! RAID!!!!! :twisted:

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Glad it was you :D ........................and not me!! :D

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u should see it dis mornin.... right eye is swole completely shut, left eye almost there.

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Jihad..... LMAO

I guess the part that sucks is your in a boat and you cant get out of there..

Those little yellow ones are some mean little fukers. I got stung by a couple of them one time when i was mowing. Them dudes came screaming out of some cross ties and the few that did sting me kept on coming back at me.

Ya might keep a can of raid handy in your beer holder!


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I thought about pics..... but I don't want any reminders of dis shit once da swellin goes down. lol


I keep wasp spray.... but dat shit only works before u get stung. lol And at da time of incident it was me drivin, a pickin' box & a bait tray in front of me, then Hepler in front of that, then a stack of bait in front of Hepler, then about 15 sacks of crawfish in front of da bait, then a black box all da way in da front with da wasp spray in it. lol

Trust me.... da wasp spray was at my feet for da rest of tha day. I went on a rampage goin' completely out my way to kill any wasps within 50' of my trap line. And trust me... I ain't finished yet.... I'll have a whole case of wasp spray with me when I go back.

Jihad I tell you..... it's ON!!! :twisted: :twisted:

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Your fighting a very determined enemy................... :mrgreen:

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Come on man, pics! Pics! Pics! :mrgreen:
I bet you look like that monster dude on the Goonies! :lol:

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hey you guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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LOL.... that pretty much sums it up. lol

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5 times too many.... swellin went down a little. Just finished bush-hoggin, killed about 20 more. :twisted:

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If ya could harness them rascals properly
ya could cut into the viagra profits ! ! !

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I hope you kill everyone of the Fukers. :twisted:

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If I would have been with ya, I would have hit ya with the epi-pen!

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damn that sucks dude but i kno the feelin i got hit with a few this year in the spill way

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swelling went down any? dont wanna have to start calling you baby face ben

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Sorry to hear about dat. Hope ya heal up soon!! :shock: :shock:

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Just so you know, a little dawn mixed in with water sprayed on them bastadges works just as good as some sho nuff wasp killa ;)

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all healed up now.... except for the slight knot over my eye. I done burned up about 8 cans of wasp spray in da woods since then. Even found a nest with about 12 on it under my patio... had a little fun with them. Drank me 2 beers real fast then got me a broom and wrapped sum newspaper around da end.... douched it with gasoline and lit on fire.... then passed it under da nest and singed all der wings off. then I scooped 'em all up with a shovel and placed them in a coffee can and drank me another beer. Then I went found a big ass fire ant hill and gave it a good stirrin' up..... when da ants was good & pissed off I dropped da wasps in da fire ants and drank me another beer while I just stood der and grinned as they died a very deserving death. When da last wasp quit moving...... I pissed dat beer on 'em. :|

I feel much better now.

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