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stumpgrinder
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Thu Jan 15, 2009 1:04 pm Posts: 1438
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 wasps....
I HATE WASPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I got ambushed today..... not da red one's.... da little yella pigmy mofos. My eyes are swole shut...... my right hand is twice da size of my left hand.... I'm declaring Jihad on these mofos. IT'S ON!!!!!!!!!! Dat is all. Carry on.
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I am proud to be an American, I am glad that I am free... but right now I wish I was a dog, and Obama was a tree.
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texman034
MMT Pro Member
Joined: Wed Feb 25, 2009 5:51 pm Posts: 76
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_________________ Work harder --- Live better.
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Sat May 30, 2009 10:32 pm |
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stumpgrinder
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Thu Jan 15, 2009 1:04 pm Posts: 1438
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_________________ I'm your Huckleberry......... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqVe3xG-wos
I am proud to be an American, I am glad that I am free... but right now I wish I was a dog, and Obama was a tree.
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Sat May 30, 2009 10:36 pm |
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POKER1
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:02 pm Posts: 6243 Location: Bossier City
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I hate them mofos too. Big somebitch hit me in my neck on the last ride.
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"I do think there is a Squatch in these woods"!!!!!
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Sat May 30, 2009 10:54 pm |
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stumpgrinder
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Thu Jan 15, 2009 1:04 pm Posts: 1438
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Jihad dem mofos!!!!!!!!!!! Wasps are da DEVIL!!! Wasps must DIE!!!!!!! 
_________________ I'm your Huckleberry......... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqVe3xG-wos
I am proud to be an American, I am glad that I am free... but right now I wish I was a dog, and Obama was a tree.
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Sat May 30, 2009 10:58 pm |
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LOWRY
MMT Pro Member
Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 7:18 am Posts: 296
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I hear ya Ben. If you are talkin about them little yellow brown striped bastids we call em guinea wasps. They got some more attitude 
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Sat May 30, 2009 11:08 pm |
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stumpgrinder
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Thu Jan 15, 2009 1:04 pm Posts: 1438
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_________________ I'm your Huckleberry......... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqVe3xG-wos
I am proud to be an American, I am glad that I am free... but right now I wish I was a dog, and Obama was a tree.
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Sat May 30, 2009 11:11 pm |
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aucoin
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Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 9:05 am Posts: 323 Location: morgan city, la
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_________________ ........average white boy just trying to get by!!!!
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Sat May 30, 2009 11:33 pm |
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stumpgrinder
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Thu Jan 15, 2009 1:04 pm Posts: 1438
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TESTIFY!!!
Hepler was with me..... he gladly gave me minute-to-minute updates on how much my face had swollen up. lol
_________________ I'm your Huckleberry......... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqVe3xG-wos
I am proud to be an American, I am glad that I am free... but right now I wish I was a dog, and Obama was a tree.
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mcnemar1982
MMT Sponsor
Joined: Mon Jan 19, 2009 4:03 pm Posts: 2216 Location: Walker, Louisiana
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Tell me bout it. They just build a new nest under the front deck of my boat! RAID!!!!! 
_________________ Ideas not coupled with action never become bigger than the brain cells they occupied.
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Sun May 31, 2009 7:24 am |
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SwampSnyper
MMT F.E.
Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:43 pm Posts: 823 Location: SORRENTO, LA
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_________________ 1948 Aucion's SS Edition Bateau with a stock 35GTR
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Sun May 31, 2009 7:27 am |
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craig
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:53 pm Posts: 7515 Location: Chauvin
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Glad it was you  ........................and not me!! 
_________________ 1750 GatorTail Extreme/Stage 3 37 GTR HD Procrastination is a lot like masturbation. Sure it sounds great at the time but, in the end your only f--k--g yourself.
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Sun May 31, 2009 8:25 am |
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stumpgrinder
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Thu Jan 15, 2009 1:04 pm Posts: 1438
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u should see it dis mornin.... right eye is swole completely shut, left eye almost there.
_________________ I'm your Huckleberry......... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqVe3xG-wos
I am proud to be an American, I am glad that I am free... but right now I wish I was a dog, and Obama was a tree.
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Sun May 31, 2009 8:35 am |
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Mitschke
MMT F.E.
Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:18 pm Posts: 971
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Jihad..... LMAO
I guess the part that sucks is your in a boat and you cant get out of there..
Those little yellow ones are some mean little fukers. I got stung by a couple of them one time when i was mowing. Them dudes came screaming out of some cross ties and the few that did sting me kept on coming back at me.
Ya might keep a can of raid handy in your beer holder!
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Sun May 31, 2009 8:48 am |
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deltaduckmaster
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Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:07 pm Posts: 16608
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Sun May 31, 2009 8:51 am |
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stumpgrinder
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Thu Jan 15, 2009 1:04 pm Posts: 1438
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I thought about pics..... but I don't want any reminders of dis shit once da swellin goes down. lol I keep wasp spray.... but dat shit only works before u get stung. lol And at da time of incident it was me drivin, a pickin' box & a bait tray in front of me, then Hepler in front of that, then a stack of bait in front of Hepler, then about 15 sacks of crawfish in front of da bait, then a black box all da way in da front with da wasp spray in it. lol Trust me.... da wasp spray was at my feet for da rest of tha day. I went on a rampage goin' completely out my way to kill any wasps within 50' of my trap line. And trust me... I ain't finished yet.... I'll have a whole case of wasp spray with me when I go back. Jihad I tell you..... it's ON!!! 
_________________ I'm your Huckleberry......... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqVe3xG-wos
I am proud to be an American, I am glad that I am free... but right now I wish I was a dog, and Obama was a tree.
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craig
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:53 pm Posts: 7515 Location: Chauvin
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Your fighting a very determined enemy................... 
_________________ 1750 GatorTail Extreme/Stage 3 37 GTR HD Procrastination is a lot like masturbation. Sure it sounds great at the time but, in the end your only f--k--g yourself.
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SwampSnyper
MMT F.E.
Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:43 pm Posts: 823 Location: SORRENTO, LA
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Come on man, pics! Pics! Pics! I bet you look like that monster dude on the Goonies! 
_________________ 1948 Aucion's SS Edition Bateau with a stock 35GTR
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Sun May 31, 2009 10:10 am |
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coondik
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hey you guys!!!!!!!!!!!!! stumpy u want a babyruth
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Sun May 31, 2009 10:13 am |
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Gator Guy
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Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 4:53 pm Posts: 457 Location: Loreauville
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stumpgrinder
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Thu Jan 15, 2009 1:04 pm Posts: 1438
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LOL.... that pretty much sums it up. lol
_________________ I'm your Huckleberry......... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqVe3xG-wos
I am proud to be an American, I am glad that I am free... but right now I wish I was a dog, and Obama was a tree.
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Sun May 31, 2009 11:11 am |
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Mitschke
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Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:18 pm Posts: 971
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Sun May 31, 2009 2:09 pm |
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stumpgrinder
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Thu Jan 15, 2009 1:04 pm Posts: 1438
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5 times too many.... swellin went down a little. Just finished bush-hoggin, killed about 20 more. 
_________________ I'm your Huckleberry......... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqVe3xG-wos
I am proud to be an American, I am glad that I am free... but right now I wish I was a dog, and Obama was a tree.
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Sun May 31, 2009 3:47 pm |
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TexasProud
MMT Pro Member
Joined: Wed Mar 18, 2009 10:27 am Posts: 84
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If ya could harness them rascals properly ya could cut into the viagra profits ! ! !
"If you experience swelling that lasts more than 4 hours"
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Sun May 31, 2009 4:15 pm |
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coastal
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 8:29 am Posts: 1890 Location: South TX
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I hope you kill everyone of the Fukers. 
_________________ I will keep my gun's,freedom and money.You can keep your change!
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Sun May 31, 2009 8:02 pm |
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Gatorpoint
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:09 pm Posts: 1175 Location: A slough behind you, TEXAS
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If I would have been with ya, I would have hit ya with the epi-pen!
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bundy
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Sun Apr 05, 2009 8:35 pm Posts: 1232 Location: souf louisiana
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damn that sucks dude but i kno the feelin i got hit with a few this year in the spill way
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Sun May 31, 2009 9:26 pm |
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LOWRY
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Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 7:18 am Posts: 296
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_________________ OneBigAssMistakeAmerica
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Gatorpoint
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Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:09 pm Posts: 1175 Location: A slough behind you, TEXAS
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_________________ 1854 Brotha Breaux Bateau pullin' a 35 GT arrrrahhh! Willett Welding custom boat trailer
A$$, Ca$h, or Ga$ -- NO FREE RIDES!!
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tchredneck
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:39 pm Posts: 1812 Location: in the woods,la
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swelling went down any? dont wanna have to start calling you baby face ben
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hotdognjo
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Joined: Mon Jan 26, 2009 10:04 am Posts: 480 Location: Laplace, LA
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Sorry to hear about dat. Hope ya heal up soon!! 
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white1
MMT Addict
Joined: Thu Jan 15, 2009 9:33 am Posts: 722
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Just so you know, a little dawn mixed in with water sprayed on them bastadges works just as good as some sho nuff wasp killa 
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T-mac
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Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 4:53 pm Posts: 605
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LOWRY
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Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 7:18 am Posts: 296
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_________________ OneBigAssMistakeAmerica
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stumpgrinder
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Thu Jan 15, 2009 1:04 pm Posts: 1438
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all healed up now.... except for the slight knot over my eye. I done burned up about 8 cans of wasp spray in da woods since then. Even found a nest with about 12 on it under my patio... had a little fun with them. Drank me 2 beers real fast then got me a broom and wrapped sum newspaper around da end.... douched it with gasoline and lit on fire.... then passed it under da nest and singed all der wings off. then I scooped 'em all up with a shovel and placed them in a coffee can and drank me another beer. Then I went found a big ass fire ant hill and gave it a good stirrin' up..... when da ants was good & pissed off I dropped da wasps in da fire ants and drank me another beer while I just stood der and grinned as they died a very deserving death. When da last wasp quit moving...... I pissed dat beer on 'em. I feel much better now.
_________________ I'm your Huckleberry......... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqVe3xG-wos
I am proud to be an American, I am glad that I am free... but right now I wish I was a dog, and Obama was a tree.
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forever draggin
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Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:10 pm Posts: 6664 Location: in the marsh with a boat load full of dead hookers
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