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Hillbilly Divorce
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Author:  muddywater [ Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:06 pm ]
Post subject:  Hillbilly Divorce
A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer. The lawyer said, 'How can I help you?' The farmer said, 'I want to get one of them dayvorces.'
The lawyer said, 'Do you have any grounds?' The farmer said, 'Yes, I got 40 acres' The lawyer said, 'No, No, you don't understand, Do you have a suit?
The farmer said, 'Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays.' The lawyer said, 'No, no, I mean, do you have a case?' The farmer said, 'No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere.
The lawyer said, 'No, I mean, do you have a grudge?' The farmer said,'Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John Deere'
The lawyer said, 'Does your wife beat you up or something?' The farmer said, 'No, we both get up at 4:30.'
By now the lawyer is getting frustrated but tries one last question ..The lawyer said, 'Is your wife a nagger?' The farmer said, 'No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I wants a dayvorce.'
:lol:
Author:  SwampSnyper [ Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:11 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Hillbilly Divorce
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Author:  basinlover [ Wed Jun 17, 2009 8:45 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Hillbilly Divorce
like dat 1
Author:  mcnemar1982 [ Wed Jun 17, 2009 8:54 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Hillbilly Divorce
Thats funny rite their!
Author:  Mudgun [ Thu Jun 18, 2009 5:52 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Hillbilly Divorce
What do a hillbilly divorce and a tornado have in common?





























Both things will cost somebody a trailer and a sat-lite dish. :lol:
Author:  BROOKS [ Thu Jun 18, 2009 9:19 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Hillbilly Divorce
Never did understands why folks like to make a funny out of some of the finest peoples that walk our planet Earth ..... RedNecks, HillBillys, CoonAss's, and 'course them Aggies !!!!! :lol:




Nether the less ~ Yore story was very humorous !!!!! :D
Author:  CLUTCHfan [ Thu Jun 18, 2009 9:34 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Hillbilly Divorce
Nice.
Author:  muddywater [ Thu Jun 18, 2009 3:05 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Hillbilly Divorce
Hey Brooks don't blame me. It's this guys story
Author:  Brinkleydog [ Thu Jun 18, 2009 4:27 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Hillbilly Divorce
:mrgreen: :lol:
Author:  Mudgun [ Fri Jun 19, 2009 6:09 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Hillbilly Divorce
An ole hilljack decided he'd had enough of the bachelor life so he rode into town and stayed with some flatland kinfolk. He met a nice young thing at church and married her up.
After the wedding they loaded up his wagon and headed back to his homeplace. They snuggled on the seat in anticipation of their wedding night. As the mule pulled them along the three-chopt road it stumbled on a rock.
"That's one" said the bumpkin.
They rode along still talking and smiling. Again the mule tripped on a stone, this time almost falling down.
"That's two" the hilljack said quietly.
They were in sight of the modest shack when the mule stepped in a hole and fell all the way to the ground on his nose.
"That's three" said the man and got off the wagon and shot the mule between the eyes.
His bride, in shock exclaimed "You fool, you shot your mule that you use for plowing and transportation. How are we going to grow crops and make it to town. How stupid can you be?"
He turned and said......













"That's one" 8-)
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