Obama and the Prime Minister of Czechloslovakia became fast friends. The PM invited Obama to his country for a visit. While they were there, they went on a traditional Czechoslovakian bear hunt.
They were seated in blinds very close to one another in the dark. As it became light, two bears approached. As tradition dictated, the Czechoslovakian PM rushed from his blind with a knife to kill a bear. One of the bears grabbed the PM and ate him.
Obama ran back to the camp and told the guide what happened. The guide asked him if the bear was a boar or a sow. Obama explained that it was clearly the boar.
The guide went out and found the two bears and shot the boar.
Upon cutting it open, the body of the PM was nowhere to be found.
The moral of the story?
Never trust Obama when he says the Czech is in the male.
