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New Louisiana Hunting Regulations
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Author:  craig [ Fri Jul 24, 2009 12:52 pm ]
Post subject:  New Louisiana Hunting Regulations
IMPORTANT NOTICE TO ALL LOUISIANA SPORTSMEN:

Due to the extremely cold and icy conditions and regional flooding of LOUISIANA game lands this past winter and early spring, breeding populations of most game animals are far below the normal limits for the upcoming hunting season. Therefore, the hunting of deer, rabbit, pheasant wild turkey, squirrels, bear, raccoon, and bobcat WILL NOT be permitted in the state of Louisiana during the 09-10 hunting seasons. However, Governor Bobby Jindal has provided by special decree, a substitute game animal to be hunted in order for the state not to lose license revenues and for hunters not to lose their woodland skills.



Effective September 1, 2009 thru June 1, 2010 there will be an open season on porch monkeys (UNEMPLOYUS AFRICANAS) occasionally known as jigaboos, saucer lips, shines, jungle bunnies, spooks, ******, shadows, spear chuckers, bluegums, coons, deuces, spades, critters, blackies, splibs, tar babies and moon crickets.



The following regulations will be enforced:

1. Hunters may not hunt in parties of more than 50.

2. No single hunter may use more than 20 dogs.

3. There will be no hunting in areas considered to be game reserves such as welfare offices, food stanp distribution centers, liquer stores, Cadillac dealerships, pork rib sections of meat markets, ghettos or arenas where professional basketball is played.

4. Traps may not be baited with pork chops, fried chicken, collard greens, watermelon, cheap whiskey, Ripple wine or Air Jordan athletic shoes.

5. No more than 5 grams of crack cocaine are allowed to be used as bait per day, per hunter.
Author:  slambin [ Fri Jul 24, 2009 12:57 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: New Louisiana Hunting Regulations
did my dreams come true??? :lol: :lol:
Author:  shallow water master [ Fri Jul 24, 2009 4:49 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: New Louisiana Hunting Regulations
sweet !!!!!!!! lol
Author:  Mudgun [ Fri Jul 24, 2009 4:53 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: New Louisiana Hunting Regulations
Damn. I guess yall will eat anything. :shock:
Author:  T-Bubba [ Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:16 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: New Louisiana Hunting Regulations
that would cure a lot of the overpopulation problems :lol: :lol: :lol:
Author:  mcnemar1982 [ Sat Jul 25, 2009 7:09 am ]
Post subject:  Re: New Louisiana Hunting Regulations
:lol: Aint a dayum thing wrong wit dat no!!!! Got my summit climber and 7mm in my truck! :mrgreen:
Author:  backwaterballer [ Sat Jul 25, 2009 10:02 am ]
Post subject:  Re: New Louisiana Hunting Regulations
Sounds lkie I'm livin in the wrong state
Author:  BradS [ Sun Jul 26, 2009 2:32 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: New Louisiana Hunting Regulations
To bad ya cant eat the meat. To damn greasy
Author:  MaXXis85 [ Mon Jul 27, 2009 10:11 am ]
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Author:  T-Bubba [ Mon Jul 27, 2009 11:18 am ]
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Author:  schrieverboy [ Mon Jul 27, 2009 3:04 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: New Louisiana Hunting Regulations
dats friggn hillarious whats the shooting hours on em tho??? n can u hunt any intersections or under light posts
Author:  T-Bubba [ Mon Jul 27, 2009 5:41 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: New Louisiana Hunting Regulations
when do we need to plant the food plots with the watermellons? :lol:
Author:  LA OUTLAW [ Mon Jul 27, 2009 10:18 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: New Louisiana Hunting Regulations
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FINALLY ALL OF MY DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE I GET TO MOUNT ME A FAT, BLUE GUM, WATERMELLON EATIN', KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN EATIN, WELFAIR RECIEVIN', NIGG ABOVE THE FIRE PLACE LIKE BILLY THA BASS.
Author:  quackconsumer [ Tue Jul 28, 2009 7:17 am ]
Post subject:  Re: New Louisiana Hunting Regulations
Any of yall gonna take dat fella in da white house huntin dis year. ;)
Author:  stumpgrinder [ Thu Jul 30, 2009 2:18 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: New Louisiana Hunting Regulations
:o y'all are all a bunch or RACISTS!!!!!!
Author:  hotdognjo [ Thu Jul 30, 2009 2:50 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: New Louisiana Hunting Regulations
speak fo yos sef!
Author:  Wilson [ Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:19 pm ]
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Probably tastes like choupic.
Author:  mcnemar1982 [ Fri Jul 31, 2009 6:38 am ]
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