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The madam opened the brothel door in Duluth and saw a rather
dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties.
'May I help you sir?' she asked.
'I want to see Valerie,' the man replied.
'Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would
prefer someone else', said the madam. 'No, I must see Valerie,' he replied.
Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged
$5000 a visit.
Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand dollars and gave
it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.
The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see
Valerie.
Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row
as she was too expensive. There were no discounts. The price was still still $5000.
Again the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they
went upstairs.
After an hour, he left.
The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was
astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid
Valerie and they went upstairs.
After their session, Valerie questioned the man, 'No one has ever
been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?' she asked.
The man replied, ' Minneapolis '.
'Really', she said. 'I have family in Minneapolis.'
'I know..' the man said. . . .
'Your sister died, and I am her attorney.
She asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance.'

The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain. . .










1. Death
2.. Taxes
3. Being screwed by a lawyer .


Sat Jan 31, 2009 10:10 am
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