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Ole Lady Ethel
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Author:  LaBirdman [ Sat Aug 15, 2009 10:06 am ]
Post subject:  Ole Lady Ethel
Ethel was a bit of a demon in her
wheelchair, and
loved to charge around the
nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and
getting
up to maximum speed on the long corridors.

Because the poor woman was one sandwich
short of
a
picnic the other residents
tolerated her and some of them
actually
joined in.
One day Ethel was speeding up one
corridor when a door
opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched.

"STOP!,"
he shouted in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for
that
thing?" Ethel fished
around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and
held it up to
him.
"OK"
he said, and away Ethel sped down the
hall.
As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, weird Harold
popped out in front of her and shouted "STOP! Have
you
got proof of
insurance?"
Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink
coaster and held it up
to
him. Harold nodded and said "On your way,
Ma'am."
As Ethel neared the final corridor, Crazy
Craig stepped out in front
of her,
Butt- Naked, and
holding his "You-Know-What"
in his hand.
"Oh, good
grief," yelled Ethel, "Not
that Damn Breathalyzer Test
again.!!!"

( NOW I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE,
THAT'S FUNNY!)
Author:  schrieverboy [ Sat Aug 15, 2009 10:49 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Ole Lady Ethel
:lol: dats forkn funny!
Author:  Brinkleydog [ Sat Aug 15, 2009 11:24 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Ole Lady Ethel
lol........
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