Boudreaux and Thibodeaux went camping in the desert.
After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Thibodeaux woke Boudreaux and said, "Ma sha look towards da sky, what you see?"

Boudreaux replied, "I see millions of stars.."

"What that tell you?" asked Thibodeaux.


Boudreaux pondered for a minute then said:
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies
and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.

Theologically,mother nature is all-powerful and we are small and
insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

Whats' it tell you, Thibodeaux?"
Thibodeaux says: Boudreaux, you dumber than cow shit.
It mean somebody stole the tent!