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So the other day was my 10yr wedding anniversary. My mother n law texted me, my wife, my brother n law, and his wife happy anniversary. We all got married on the same date but this was their 1 yr anniversary. So this morning bout 11:00 my wife texted me wanting a pic of my dick. I was busy so a few minutes ago I took the pic and texted it








To the fucking group text on accident! The pic went to her mom, my brother n law, and his wife!! I didn't know till my wife calls laughing soo much she's crying. Then while I'm on the phone with her my sister n law texted my wife "how lucky u r lol" but she didnt text my wife she texted the group so now my bro n law is pissed at her and my father n law calls wanting to know wtf is going on. What a fucking mess


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That's hilarious I needed a good laugh. It's been a rough few days

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Lmfao that's epic.


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spit water across room :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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LMFAO! I've always had a fear of doing something like that. Damn the iPhone group text!


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HFS true story ? Dude that made my day

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Thats some funny shit there makes me not so pissed of at lsu right now


^ this! 3-0. Dafuqs going on. That shit was funny!

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True story


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Ahhhh the assumption burns someone yet again

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the group text got me once too but never again

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Nice! Maybe your sister in law thinks you are forever draggin that dick around lol!

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:lol: :lol: Hot damn boy that's fukn hilarious!

Well I'm sure glad you didn't send it to the other group text! :lol:

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:lol: :lol: Hot damn boy that's fukn hilarious!

Well I'm sure glad you didn't send it to the other group text! :lol:

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There went my cup of water all over my computer!!! Damn the bad luck. Thats what sux about that group text shit.

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LMMFAO!!! :lol: good shit

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Thank you for sharing. But I would have kept it in the family.

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Thank you for sharing. But I would have kept it in the family.

She bring up my shit n private and I just might!


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That's good stuff


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Sorry about your luck with that. Thanks for sharing that story. I was having a shit day also. That was fn hilarious .

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Talking about crazy shit?I went and ate Thanksgiving dinner with a friends family and a girl I was messing with just happen to be there sitting across from me at the dinner table(20 or more people).I slipped my boot and sock off and stuck my foot under her dress and went to working that thing with my big toe but noticed she never stopped eating or bullshitting with some of the people there and holy hell I looked at my friends grandmaw sitting next to my old girlfriend and her fuking eyes were rolled to the back of her head and she was chewing on her napkin! :o

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Talking about crazy shit?I went and ate Thanksgiving dinner with a friends family and a girl I was messing with just happen to be there sitting across from me at the dinner table(20 or more people).I slipped my boot and sock off and stuck my foot under her dress and went to working that thing with my big toe but noticed she never stopped eating or bullshitting with some of the people there and holy hell I looked at my friends grandmaw sitting next to my old girlfriend and her fuking eyes were rolled to the back of her head and she was chewing on her napkin! :o

Awe bs jimmy!!

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So the other day was my 10yr wedding anniversary. My mother n law texted me, my wife, my brother n law, and his wife happy anniversary. We all got married on the same date but this was their 1 yr anniversary. So this morning bout 11:00 my wife texted me wanting a pic of my dick. I was busy so a few minutes ago I took the pic and texted it








To the fucking group text on accident! The pic went to her mom, my brother n law, and his wife!! I didn't know till my wife calls laughing soo much she's crying. Then while I'm on the phone with her my sister n law texted my wife "how lucky u r lol" but she didnt text my wife she texted the group so now my bro n law is pissed at her and my father n law calls wanting to know wtf is going on. What a fucking mess

That's funny!!Congrats on your anniversary.You do have a good looking wife ;)

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Brother-n-law with the little dick got the worst end of this deal, lol. Best story on here in a while!


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I just read this to my fellow operators and they ar crying! Thanks for the good laugh


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i dont care who ya are thats funny right there!


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:lol: :lol: :lol: Have you talked to your maw-n-law yet? Just wondering if she commented. Ask the wife & give us an update. You may work up a deal you could video & sell. Call it "Forever Draggin w/ the Whole Family". :lol:

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Wife said mother n law thought it was funny. I told her ima bang her mom and she jabbed me with her fork. I knew she was playing, but it was still harder than I thought it would have been. It was one of those I'm jokingly jabbing u with a fork but if u do ill cut ur dick off moments-weird.

I called my bro n law, he didnt answer. Called me back and I apologized. Told him it was an accident. He understood. Then he started asking if his wife ever hit on me, and if I think she's attractive. I told him he needed to chill out, that I'm not fucking his wife and I kinda felt like he didnt believe me.

Told my wife her brother is really freaking. She said she knows, his wife told mine they been fighting since it happened. Apparently not bad enough cuz she didnt come sleep here lol. I can see it ima have to beat his Lil ass. He's turning nothing into something.

I find the whole situation funny now that it's all over with. My wife said it was the best thing that ever happened to her. Lol she has a weird sence of humor but she thinks this is absolutely hysterical.

What does bother me tho is this guy really thinks his wife wants to hook up just cuz she seen my dick. I told him good thing she do t watch porn. He had no laugh, just an unpleasant pause. It is troubling tho that he has no trust n me.

My other bro n lAw ( my wife's sisters husband) called and he too thought this was awesome. We have a good relationship. On Xmas we bring up ol girlfriends and stories to see whose wife will get madder. We grew up together a Lil bit. We always play the ima piss off ur wife so u dont get laid game. He thought it was awesome. Said it tops anything he's ever done lol. Ill keep u updated


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This is just an awesome story!

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This is just an awesome story!

No story, this really went down today


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This is just an awesome story!


No kiddin. I been laughin all day. Wife and cousin in law both got a kick out of it too. :lol:


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This is just an awesome story!


No kiddin. I been laughin all day. Wife and cousin in law both got a kick out of it too. :lol:

Tell ur friends ! Lol


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Lol that is kinda weird he would act funny about it..I think this shit is hilarious

Maybe hes caught her slipping before...or thought so. And then Jesse sends the family a cock pic and opens an old wound.

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I have been my gf, and coworkers everybody been rolling!!!
I believe ya, this is great!

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Wife said mother n law thought it was funny. I told her ima bang her mom and she jabbed me with her fork. I knew she was playing, but it was still harder than I thought it would have been. It was one of those I'm jokingly jabbing u with a fork but if u do ill cut ur dick off moments-weird.

I called my bro n law, he didnt answer. Called me back and I apologized. Told him it was an accident. He understood. Then he started asking if his wife ever hit on me, and if I think she's attractive. I told him he needed to chill out, that I'm not fucking his wife and I kinda felt like he didnt believe me.

Told my wife her brother is really freaking. She said she knows, his wife told mine they been fighting since it happened. Apparently not bad enough cuz she didnt come sleep here lol. I can see it ima have to beat his Lil ass. He's turning nothing into something.

I find the whole situation funny now that it's all over with. My wife said it was the best thing that ever happened to her. Lol she has a weird sence of humor but she thinks this is absolutely hysterical.

What does bother me tho is this guy really thinks his wife wants to hook up just cuz she seen my dick. I told him good thing she do t watch porn. He had no laugh, just an unpleasant pause. It is troubling tho that he has no trust n me.

My other bro n lAw ( my wife's sisters husband) called and he too thought this was awesome. We have a good relationship. On Xmas we bring up ol girlfriends and stories to see whose wife will get madder. We grew up together a Lil bit. We always play the ima piss off ur wife so u dont get laid game. He thought it was awesome. Said it tops anything he's ever done lol. Ill keep u updated

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Here's my wife's number. 504-638-4562!

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Here's my wife's number. 504-638-4562!

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That's hilarious.... one the other hand you need snapchat.

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