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Not at all, just freaky! :lol:

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Lol that is kinda weird he would act funny about it..I think this shit is hilarious

Maybe hes caught her slipping before...or thought so. And then Jesse sends the family a cock pic and opens an old wound.

It could b. I really don't know. I gotta help him tear his old shed down sat so ima let it rest till then. I see the humor in all this now that it's blown over but at first it was really, well embarrassing. I mean u don't want ur entire familia to see ur junk. Gotta give them something to wonder bout. Anyways my wife told everyone. The neighbor laughed at me, one of my wife's good friends, my dad told me my mom told him like she really thinks this is funny shit. I'm feeling the need to play a good joke, any ideas?


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:lol:


Pics or it didn't happen... :?

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Man if thats true thats hilarious :lol: :lol:


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Fucking hilarious, take a screen shot WITHOUT THE PICTURE of the comments that shortly followed and post up! :lol:

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That's hilarious.... one the other hand you need snapchat.

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Snapchat is awesome stupid girls don't think you can save the pics ;)

most just don't care..

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draggin glad it worked out ok for you but that is funny as shiat. that is the stuff you only see in movies . thats the best shit ever thanks for posting


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Lol that is kinda weird he would act funny about it..I think this shit is hilarious

Maybe hes caught her slipping before...or thought so. And then Jesse sends the family a cock pic and opens an old wound.


This! :lol:

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When y'all working this weekend out the blue ask him if he knows how to make a pussy tight. When he looks at you say fill it with dick and go back to work with no expression lol

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that's some good stuff there bud :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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When y'all working this weekend out the blue ask him if he knows how to make a pussy tight. When he looks at you say fill it with dick and go back to work with no expression lol

:lol:

This has been a great thread. Your family aint never, I mean EVER let you forget this one.

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Probably not lol. I'm just glad everyone found it a Lil humorous. I talked to my wife's brother this am, he's cool. Said they been arguing, and he had enough already and when she accidentally texted the group it pushed him over. He said they good now and seems all is well.


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Probably not lol. I'm just glad everyone found it a Lil humorous. I talked to my wife's brother this am, he's cool. Said they been arguing, and he had enough already and when she accidentally texted the group it pushed him over. He said they good now and seems all is well.



Thats when you see him saturday say to him glad its not a big deal cause I wouldnt want you mad at me for (and act like ya let it slip after saying it.) For ya wife wanting me.

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Naa man I just want this to go away. It's great to joke with y'all and the wife but I don't wanna step on toes. He's a good guy and helps me out on a lot of shit


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Naa man I just want this to go away. It's great to joke with y'all and the wife but I don't wanna step on toes. He's a good guy and helps me out on a lot of shit


We still want to know what Mother in law said.

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I asked the wife, her mom told the wife that she could see how she thought it was humorous, no more no less. I don't care bout that bitch tho


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The ole brother-in-law got the short end of the stick all way around on this one :lol:

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Probably not lol. I'm just glad everyone found it a Lil humorous. I talked to my wife's brother this am, he's cool. Said they been arguing, and he had enough already and when she accidentally texted the group it pushed him over. He said they good now and seems all is well.

a lil humorous my azz!!! this is the funniest shit ever . i have told about 15 people this story and everyone is laughing like hell. draggin this will never go away your family will laugh about this forever. your kids and grandkids will tell this story. LOL!!!!


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The ole brother-in-law got the short end of the stick all way around on this one :lol:

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Guess it could b worse, I could b the one with the Lil dick


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sis in law prolly got that pic come up when her ole man calls!

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I hope not, that would prolly end in a police stand off


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Bump, how'd the shed demo go?

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Went good, never came up


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Funny shit!!!!

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Well he really couldn't say anything he dont have the upper hand.......

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Went good, never came up




Pun intended ???

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Went good, never came up




Pun intended ???

Nope


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Went good, never came up




Pun intended ???

He was with the brother in law at the time, not the sister in law :lol:

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Fucking hilarious, take a screen shot WITHOUT THE PICTURE of the comments that shortly followed and post up! :lol:


Yea, maybe it was the brother in law who sent the picture by mistake and it was FED's wife who made the comment.

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that is funny as hell. the whole lab got a kick out of it.

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funny as fuck!

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Dam 1st time reading this tread that is some great shit there.

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Fucking hilarious, take a screen shot WITHOUT THE PICTURE of the comments that shortly followed and post up! :lol:


Yea, maybe it was the brother in law who sent the picture by mistake and it was FED's wife who made the comment.



Think you're right since there ain't no proof posted! :lol:

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There's nothing to post man, I deleted the entire group as soon as my wife called and told me what happened. I was n a panic and felt like it would somehow go away. Kind of like when u get really hurt and u think u can run away from the pain


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Bet ole sister-in-law still got the picture!

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Ha ha

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Bet ole sister-in-law still got the picture!


And then again it might be the wifey that still has the picture and only wishing it was his.

Think he should get the mother in law to post about whose she saw.

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I'd be sending daily pics to just the sis-in-law now... :lol:

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Im on top of a C130 and (not supposed to have phones) Im getting a damn good laugh at this, I look down and my supervisor is looking at me like Im crazy! Just sitting up here by myself laughing my ass off!

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