I wish I had photos...
I went and played paintball today with a big group and forgot how much fun it was been a good 4 years since I had been last.
Anyways long story short got a few welps on my arm for 5 hours of play, but the real award goes to this guy I lit up who wouldn't "surrender" ~ 20' distance... The gun I was using shoots 22 balls / second. I was completely hidden and he crossed in front of me, his arms, neck side and his back after the match...
I was apologizing profusely! Oh well that's the game... 
I felt bad he was bleeding through his shirt... I let him have it for a good 2-3 seconds until he said "I'm out" I landed a good 10 on his arm, 2 on his neck and 15 on his back... Yes we counted. I need to get back in shape my entire body is soar from running ducking, diving and sprinting my fat arse all over the field
Nothing a few beers won't take care of, perhaps I'll think about getting in shape next week