> PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT
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> This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the Agreement") is entered into on the
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> _____ day of__________, ______,
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> between______________________ and _________________________.
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> THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE
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> FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:
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> 1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.
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> 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.
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> 3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have shit to talk about.
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> 4. None of that "lovemaking" crap - only mind-blowing sex allowed.
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> 5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Do you love me? Where are we heading with this?) The answer is no and nowhere, so don't ask.
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> 6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced
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> ....arrangement.
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> 7. All gifts accepted - money is always good.
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> 8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged.
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> 9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really none of your damn business.
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> 10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" -we are not
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> friends, just sex buddies.
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> 11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK -don't be offended!!!
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> 12. No extra clothing - I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.
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> 13. No falling asleep right after sex-it's over, so get your ass up and go home.
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> 14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care.
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> 15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
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> 16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My
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> roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend."
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> 17. Doggie style preferred - just hit/receive it hit hard and right or get the hell out!
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> 18. Reason for doggie style: the less eye contact the be
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> tter.
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> 19. We hook up absolutely whenever the mood strikes ME - so don't keep calling.
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> 20. The most important one - no condoms, no fucking. Carry your ass home.
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> 21. Bring your own drink - I am not your liquor store.
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> 22. No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling back looking for your ass.
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> *EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS:
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> The above rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it will automatically become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and email list. In other words, you will be BLOCKED from all communications until your silly ass understands the rules.
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> Participating Party
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> Signature____________________________________________________
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> Date: ______________________
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> Participating Party
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> Signature____________________________________________________
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> Date: ________________
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... I have just the friend that needs copys of that... Fits him to a T....

I used to have some of them in a folder on my door at my college fraternity house. Few of them got used too.