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Tulsa_Woody
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Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 8:31 am Posts: 428 Location: Tulsa, OK...Cajun by Marriage
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 Tiger Woods
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/12/0 ... 76692.htmlScroll down and play the video...you have to watch a little commercial and then you'll hear the MAN leave the voice mail on her phone... Would appear that Tiger has been doing a little Night Putting... Let me tell you a little story? I once knew a guy who could have been a great golfer, could have gone pro, all he needed was a little time and practice. Decided to go to college instead. Went for four years, did pretty well. At the end of his four years, his last semester he was kicked out... You know what for? He was night putting, just putting at night with the fifteen-year-old daughter of the Dean... You know who that guy was Danny? Woody
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Wed Dec 02, 2009 1:45 pm |
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med
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 8:25 am Posts: 6432 Location: the dark side of the moon
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 Re: Tiger Woods
you would think that the dumb bastard would be satisfied having as much cash as he does and married to this.................. but noooo, he wants to bang a waitress  he deserves what he gets.
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Tulsa_Woody
MMT Pro Member
Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 8:31 am Posts: 428 Location: Tulsa, OK...Cajun by Marriage
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 Re: Tiger Woods
Not just 1.......now it's 3...But it does remind me of a quaint piece of prose i once read on a wall...."No matter how hot she is, somebody, somewhere....is sick of her sh$t!"
Just say'n... Woody
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Wed Dec 02, 2009 3:14 pm |
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med
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 8:25 am Posts: 6432 Location: the dark side of the moon
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 Re: Tiger Woods
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Wed Dec 02, 2009 4:10 pm |
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slambin
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:21 pm Posts: 1262 Location: St. Francisville, LA
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 Re: Tiger Woods
someone has this in their sig, but i was always told "if its got tires or tits, its gonna give you trouble." i guess tiger got them at once.
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B.M. Barrelcooker
MMT F.E.
Joined: Mon Feb 16, 2009 2:13 pm Posts: 992 Location: Aintry,Ky
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 Re: Tiger Woods
it's the 7 iron he gots to be worried about....sounds like she was ticked off!
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Wed Dec 02, 2009 6:12 pm |
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Silvercreek
MMT Pro Member
Joined: Thu Jan 15, 2009 10:22 am Posts: 343 Location: Flinthills of Eastern Kansas
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 Re: Tiger Woods
At least he's still smileing!
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Wed Dec 02, 2009 6:58 pm |
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earl33
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Wed Sep 16, 2009 3:47 pm Posts: 2261 Location: West Tennessee
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 Re: Tiger Woods
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Wed Dec 02, 2009 7:08 pm |
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OwenDickeson
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Wed Mar 11, 2009 12:45 pm Posts: 9869
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 Re: Tiger Woods
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Wed Dec 02, 2009 10:31 pm |
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The Shafer
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:46 pm Posts: 1947 Location: Longview. TX
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 Re: Tiger Woods
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Wed Dec 02, 2009 10:34 pm |
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Mudgun
MMT Addict
Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 12:24 pm Posts: 746 Location: Here Be Rocks VA
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 Re: Tiger Woods
Best one yet... The police asked Tiger's wife how many time she hit him. She replied.."I don't know, put me down for a 5" 
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Thu Dec 03, 2009 8:23 am |
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dead animal
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Fri Jan 16, 2009 3:18 pm Posts: 1726
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 Re: Tiger Woods
he shoulda married within his own species. 
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Fri Dec 04, 2009 7:39 am |
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BROOKS
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 9:46 pm Posts: 4596 Location: East TEXAN Proud
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 Re: Tiger Woods
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Fri Dec 04, 2009 9:43 am |
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OwenDickeson
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Wed Mar 11, 2009 12:45 pm Posts: 9869
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Fri Dec 04, 2009 1:49 pm |
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Mud Slinger
MMT Moderator
Joined: Sun Jan 11, 2009 8:48 pm Posts: 989
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 Re: Tiger Woods
Tigers new nickname is Cheetah Woods ! 
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