LMAO! This guy was sure upset Friday or Saturday AM I guarantee you!

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Subject: NOTICE TO AN IDIOT

"Haven't been neer a computer until today or i would have already posted this. If you are a guide and working the wallisville projects and you left your decoys and three wooden stools in the timber.........well they are gone.

I am holding your 4 dozen decoys Ransome. You can have them back by simply pming me, and meeting me at the boat ramp where me and the local game warden will take your confession and you will claim your evidence left in the field with your decoys and stools. That would be your bag of CORN.

Seriously why bring 4 dozen decoys into a pond that can't even hold a dozen? Those things were heavy man. You also owe me gas money to haul your heavy *** decoys back to my house.

Also could you let us know how your party felt about hunting in a pond with no decoys or stools????????"


"I went out Friday morning to take my father in law hunting and maybe shoot a mallard in a little secluded timber hole. Well the smartweed flat is flooded outside the hole so we set up there. Saw 2 flights of teal and by 8:30 i decided to go check the pond.

I walked into the pond and heard some clanging and looked over to see my dog smelling decoys. Hmm thats odd i say. I walked over to investigate why someone would dekes hanging and i find three wooden marsh stools. One says guide.

Now any normal day i would left it all alone until i saw the bag of corn laying there with them. That ****** me off. What if a GW had walked up and found that corn.............So i disposed of the corn very far up in the woods long ways from any water for the deer to eat. I gave the wooden stools a viking funeral, and i now have the decoys ransome.
i'm giving the guy a week to get them back before i donate them to a good cause.

as far as the guy i have no idea who it was except for the initials DH on the decoys."

dang... that sucks big time

thats funny right there!!!

Shafer, you get a chance to hunt any last week?

Looks like you are now the owner of some decoys COE and some marsh stools!

I didn't find them... I was just copying and posting what some other guy I had written... just thought yall would get a kick out of it... Baiting a pond GW have all been notified etc. etc.

So....can i get my decoys back or what??? LOL PM me if you get a chance. We went up river into one of the secluded ponds. Twice so far we have shot a few green and woodies but there is a pond fairly close that we have heard a WAR going on. We kinda figured it was a baited pond. Id be interested in hearing if it's around the area we hunt.