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Author:  rangerp [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 8:20 pm ]
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So no kidding, there I was. Just spent a few hours in the canoe with the wife back on Richland Creek tearing up the bass with light tackle.

It was about a half hour before dark, and still plenty light as we paddled up to the boat ramp. The boat ramp we used is just off state highway 45. Pretty decent little ramp where you can circle around and park directly under the highway bridge. Along with my truck there were about four other trucks with trailers parked.

I told the wife to start unloading the canoe while I pulled the truck closer to load our stuff. As I started walking up the boat ramp, and got where I could see the parking area (20 yards away) There with his back to me is some scruffy looking dude with his shorts down around his knees with a red headed woman in a dress laying in his truck bed and her legs hanging off the tail gate. They were getting it on, having sex in broad daylight. Red seemed to be enjoying herself, and I assume by the look on her face was about to hit the high-note and throw a locate as she treed the possum. When she looked over and saw me, she went to scrambling to get her dress back down, and get decent. Scruffy did not look none to happy about being interrupted as he jerked his drawers up, and both scooted for the cab of the truck and they got gone quick.

What in the heck is wrong with folks these days? Dad gum, it can't be that hard to find a secluded spot out off a dirt road somewhere, or just go get a motel room. These were not teen age kids, they looked to be in their early 30s. Had I been a bit stealthier, I would have liked to gotten closer, and pulled the little Ruger .357 revolver from my waist band, and touched off a round in the air. Scruffy may have got his wiener ripped off.

I have seen some strange things at boat ramps, but that took the cake.

Author:  brycecheramie [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 8:45 pm ]
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:lol: :lol:
That's funny right there!

Some people's children...

Author:  lastchance [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 8:55 pm ]
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:shock: :lol:

Author:  NannySlayer [ Wed Sep 06, 2017 12:27 am ]
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We used to go "ridin interference" back in the day. You bud is talking about the ol girl he is gonna bang out. We all egg him on... Then once it starts getting dusk... We load up,2 or 3 deep in a couple trucks and see if we can find them. It is amazing how fast a 2mil Q beam can transfer 4 feet into 4 wide eyes!

Author:  huck Finn [ Wed Sep 06, 2017 7:53 am ]
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Hit the high note and throw out a locate .... Instant classic , that seriously cracked me up .

H Finn

Author:  rangerp [ Wed Sep 06, 2017 8:10 am ]
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Author:  jcollins730730 [ Wed Sep 06, 2017 5:23 pm ]
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Dang ppl!

Author:  da go get'er [ Sat Sep 09, 2017 7:36 pm ]
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Author:  Exbellicus [ Mon Sep 11, 2017 2:47 am ]
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Real funny idea to get real close, draw your gun, and shoot it in the air. Had me laughing for sure.

So funny the cops might even give you a felony for assault with a deadly weapon AND a misdemeanor for the gunshot all for the same joke! So funny that fella might get in his truck, look out and see you standin there still holding your gun, decide to pick his up, and toss some bullets back in your direction toward you and your wife.

Author:  brycecheramie [ Mon Sep 11, 2017 2:52 am ]
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Author:  Exbellicus [ Mon Sep 11, 2017 3:42 am ]
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No remember I'm the one laughing! :lol:

Author:  BlueShamu [ Mon Sep 11, 2017 5:58 am ]
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Author:  Exbellicus [ Mon Sep 11, 2017 6:36 am ]
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It's Scooby and I live in Crystal Cove! Daffney got a little heated watchin you guys waxin your boat.

Author:  rangerp [ Mon Sep 11, 2017 7:29 am ]
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I think we done went and smoked out a boat ramp Romeo in the crowd.

Fear not Exbellicus, if we catch you screwing under a highway bridge, we won't bust any caps near you.

You might want to consider going a little lighter on the starch in your britches. You can come to the point to where humor is more.......humorous.

Author:  NannySlayer [ Mon Sep 11, 2017 5:25 pm ]
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Author:  b.latiolais [ Mon Sep 11, 2017 7:39 pm ]
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Author:  CypressCritter [ Tue Sep 12, 2017 8:03 am ]
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Wait to get back to the boat ramp? No way, find a good slough and get-r-dun!!!!

Author:  rangerp [ Tue Sep 12, 2017 10:44 am ]
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Author:  dem0001 [ Tue Sep 12, 2017 12:49 pm ]
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Could've been worse. They could've been in your truck.


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Author:  rangerp [ Wed Sep 13, 2017 6:48 am ]
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Author:  CypressCritter [ Wed Sep 13, 2017 7:56 am ]
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Could he or she eat corn on the cob through a picket fence? Or where they brother and sister?

Author:  rangerp [ Wed Sep 13, 2017 1:08 pm ]
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Author:  NannySlayer [ Wed Sep 13, 2017 9:00 pm ]
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Could have been a pro

Author:  Smoke [ Thu Sep 14, 2017 4:52 am ]
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:lol: now that's some funny shit. I've seen some seriously funny shit while duck hunting. Had a couple set up to close to use but didn't know we were there. They came in well after shooting time and the birds were scarce at the time. So they decided it was a good time to practice making babies. I had a perfect view and they never knew we were there until......................a small flock of 4 mallards did the deed without notice and we lit em up. You should have seen them scatter. :oops: Seen head jobs, women squat pissing and the list goes on. Never ceases to amaze me.

rangerp, hope you don't mind, but I used your classic line about the red head treeing the possum. :lol:

Author:  Pas Tout La [ Thu Sep 14, 2017 7:18 am ]
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Just a couple of folks enjoying nature. Should have pulled up a chair and cheered em on! :lol:

Author:  CypressCritter [ Thu Sep 14, 2017 7:44 am ]
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Author:  GenHee [ Thu Sep 14, 2017 7:54 am ]
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A good Steve Irwin bit/video would have gotten a few laughs.

Author:  getsometailgtr35 [ Wed Nov 01, 2017 11:49 am ]
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Nothing worst than a Cock blocker at the boat ramp.

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