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So no kidding, there I was. Just spent a few hours in the canoe with the wife back on Richland Creek tearing up the bass with light tackle.

It was about a half hour before dark, and still plenty light as we paddled up to the boat ramp. The boat ramp we used is just off state highway 45. Pretty decent little ramp where you can circle around and park directly under the highway bridge. Along with my truck there were about four other trucks with trailers parked.

I told the wife to start unloading the canoe while I pulled the truck closer to load our stuff. As I started walking up the boat ramp, and got where I could see the parking area (20 yards away) There with his back to me is some scruffy looking dude with his shorts down around his knees with a red headed woman in a dress laying in his truck bed and her legs hanging off the tail gate. They were getting it on, having sex in broad daylight. Red seemed to be enjoying herself, and I assume by the look on her face was about to hit the high-note and throw a locate as she treed the possum. When she looked over and saw me, she went to scrambling to get her dress back down, and get decent. Scruffy did not look none to happy about being interrupted as he jerked his drawers up, and both scooted for the cab of the truck and they got gone quick.

What in the heck is wrong with folks these days? Dad gum, it can't be that hard to find a secluded spot out off a dirt road somewhere, or just go get a motel room. These were not teen age kids, they looked to be in their early 30s. Had I been a bit stealthier, I would have liked to gotten closer, and pulled the little Ruger .357 revolver from my waist band, and touched off a round in the air. Scruffy may have got his wiener ripped off.

I have seen some strange things at boat ramps, but that took the cake.

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:lol: :lol:
That's funny right there!

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:shock: :lol:

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We used to go "ridin interference" back in the day. You bud is talking about the ol girl he is gonna bang out. We all egg him on... Then once it starts getting dusk... We load up,2 or 3 deep in a couple trucks and see if we can find them. It is amazing how fast a 2mil Q beam can transfer 4 feet into 4 wide eyes!

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Hit the high note and throw out a locate .... Instant classic , that seriously cracked me up .

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Hit the high note and throw out a locate .... Instant classic , that seriously cracked me up .

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Not everyone will get that wording.

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Dang ppl!

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Hit the high note and throw out a locate .... Instant classic , that seriously cracked me up .

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I agree, I'd even say signature worthy


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Real funny idea to get real close, draw your gun, and shoot it in the air. Had me laughing for sure.

So funny the cops might even give you a felony for assault with a deadly weapon AND a misdemeanor for the gunshot all for the same joke! So funny that fella might get in his truck, look out and see you standin there still holding your gun, decide to pick his up, and toss some bullets back in your direction toward you and your wife.

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Real funny idea to get real close, draw your gun, and shoot it in the air. Had me laughing for sure.

So funny the cops might even give you a felony for assault with a deadly weapon AND a misdemeanor for the gunshot all for the same joke! So funny that fella might get in his truck, look out and see you standin there still holding your gun, decide to pick his up, and toss some bullets back in your direction toward you and your wife.



Why so serious? :roll:

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No remember I'm the one laughing! :lol:

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Why so serious? :roll:


He may go by the nickname Scruffy and lives near Richland Creek?

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It's Scooby and I live in Crystal Cove! Daffney got a little heated watchin you guys waxin your boat.

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I think we done went and smoked out a boat ramp Romeo in the crowd.

Fear not Exbellicus, if we catch you screwing under a highway bridge, we won't bust any caps near you.

You might want to consider going a little lighter on the starch in your britches. You can come to the point to where humor is more.......humorous.

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I think we done went and smoked out a boat ramp Romeo in the crowd.

Fear not Exbellicus, if we catch you screwing under a highway bridge, we won't bust any caps near you.

You might want to consider going a little lighter on the starch in your britches. You can come to the point to where humor is more.......humorous.


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Hit the high note and throw out a locate .... Instant classic , that seriously cracked me up .

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No lie!! That's hilarious!!!


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Wait to get back to the boat ramp? No way, find a good slough and get-r-dun!!!!

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Wait to get back to the boat ramp? No way, find a good slough and get-r-dun!!!!




That would require Scruffy and Red to invest in a boat first.

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Could've been worse. They could've been in your truck.


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Could've been worse. They could've been in your truck.


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Scruffy would have had a bad day being I was driving my old Jeep Cherokee.

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Could he or she eat corn on the cob through a picket fence? Or where they brother and sister?

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Could he or she eat corn on the cob through a picket fence? Or where they brother and sister?



Scruffy was kind of a short dude, thin with a scruffy black beard. To be honest, red was a decent looking woman. Looked like she was fit, had long red hair, and was tall. Betting she could do a whole lot better than Scruffy.

Perhaps Scruff knows something the rest of us don't, or maybe he can lick his own eyebrows.

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Could have been a pro

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:lol: now that's some funny shit. I've seen some seriously funny shit while duck hunting. Had a couple set up to close to use but didn't know we were there. They came in well after shooting time and the birds were scarce at the time. So they decided it was a good time to practice making babies. I had a perfect view and they never knew we were there until......................a small flock of 4 mallards did the deed without notice and we lit em up. You should have seen them scatter. :oops: Seen head jobs, women squat pissing and the list goes on. Never ceases to amaze me.

rangerp, hope you don't mind, but I used your classic line about the red head treeing the possum. :lol:

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Quote classic by rangerp: "Red seemed to be enjoying herself, and I assume by the look on her face was about to hit the high-note and throw a locate as she treed the possum."


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Just a couple of folks enjoying nature. Should have pulled up a chair and cheered em on! :lol:


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Pas Tout La wrote:
Just a couple of folks enjoying nature. Should have pulled up a chair and cheered em on! :lol:

And post a pic on Facebook!

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A good Steve Irwin bit/video would have gotten a few laughs.

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Nothing worst than a Cock blocker at the boat ramp.

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