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WestEndAngler
MMT Moderator
Joined: Thu Mar 05, 2009 9:11 am Posts: 9143 Location: Houston | Surfside
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 Layoff Letter
Dear Employees:
As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way.
To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%. But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead.
This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.
So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They voted for change....... I gave it to them.
I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.
THE BOSS
_________________ GTB 1860 w/ 2019 GTR40XD-HO
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cmiller73
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Tue Jan 12, 2010 12:42 pm Posts: 2161 Location: Houma,LA
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 Re: Layoff Letter
Do you mind if I steal this?
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Thu Apr 08, 2010 10:58 am |
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dpd
MMT Addict
Joined: Thu May 07, 2009 10:25 am Posts: 714 Location: Thibodaux, LA
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 Re: Layoff Letter
Can you hear me now?????? 
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Thu Apr 08, 2010 12:29 pm |
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EasTexDux88
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Tue Sep 29, 2009 3:08 pm Posts: 1069 Location: Longview Tx
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 Re: Layoff Letter
_________________ ETD88 09/28/09-05/14/2010...
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Thu Apr 08, 2010 12:30 pm |
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earl33
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Wed Sep 16, 2009 3:47 pm Posts: 2261 Location: West Tennessee
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 Re: Layoff Letter
Aint that the truth, Lucky you could still find some stickers after Cash for Clunkers....
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Thu Apr 08, 2010 3:43 pm |
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WestEndAngler
MMT Moderator
Joined: Thu Mar 05, 2009 9:11 am Posts: 9143 Location: Houston | Surfside
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 Re: Layoff Letter
Steal away... send to friends I stole it too 
_________________ GTB 1860 w/ 2019 GTR40XD-HO
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Thu Apr 08, 2010 6:59 pm |
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cb5331
MMT Super Elite Member
Joined: Fri Dec 18, 2009 8:10 pm Posts: 16915 Location: Rowlett, TX
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 Re: Layoff Letter
You been on a roll man. I been stealin your jokes for a couple weeks now.
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Thu Apr 08, 2010 7:03 pm |
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WestEndAngler
MMT Moderator
Joined: Thu Mar 05, 2009 9:11 am Posts: 9143 Location: Houston | Surfside
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 Re: Layoff Letter
_________________ GTB 1860 w/ 2019 GTR40XD-HO
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Thu Apr 08, 2010 7:05 pm |
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Tenpoint
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Thu Aug 27, 2009 5:22 pm Posts: 2029 Location: Patterson LA
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 Re: Layoff Letter
Thats awesome. I like it. 
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Thu Apr 08, 2010 7:21 pm |
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bjg
MMT F.E.
Joined: Thu Jan 15, 2009 7:34 pm Posts: 882 Location: Ahead of you, with a rubber band turning my prop!!
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 Re: Layoff Letter
WOW. I think its great.
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Thu Apr 08, 2010 8:57 pm |
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th3
MMT Pro Member
Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 4:10 pm Posts: 173 Location: magnolia
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 Re: Layoff Letter
im gonna steal it too! 
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DeathMetalDukk
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Sat Jun 27, 2009 11:50 pm Posts: 3777 Location: Knotts Island, North Carolina.
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 Re: Layoff Letter
_________________ Put yer face in the myrtles.
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