Me and my son went froggin tonight. He got reminded not to grab one up ass first cause it pissed in his face and mouth. I told him to always keep your mouth closed when catchin frogs. But it got better when we got home. He married him a sure enough city girl just last weekend and boy does she have some country learning to do. I told him on the way home he better get him a kiss before he told her that story. Sure enough when we get home and he shows her the frog she says their nasty and tells him he better go wash his hands. He said, well you better go rinse your mouth then. She asks why and he tells her cause one of them frogs pissed in my mouth. She yells, said I can't believe you kissed me and ran off in the house. I thought the poor girl was gonna puke. We were all rolling cause that chit was funny. She tells the wife what happened and of course Jo just laughed and said, welcome to the family honey..........
