He was on his knees in front of some black guy doing something.... He jumped up real quick and he had what look like a milk ring.

Good place to insert a joke –
A penguin takes his car in to have it looked at and the mechanic says it will be a little while so why don’t you go over to the Dairy Queen and come back in about ½ hour.

So he goes over to DQ and comes back in about ½ hour with ice cream all over his face because penguins don’t have hands/arms and the mechanic says while looking at the car “looks like you blew a seal” and the penguin goes “no it’s just ice cream”

^^