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benelliman
MMT Addict
Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 10:54 am Posts: 532 Location: Livonia, La.
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 What I learned this weekend
A 60 enduro on a 20 foot skiff with three men can outrun an allison.
Please add.
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Mon Aug 02, 2010 8:49 pm |
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bjg
MMT F.E.
Joined: Thu Jan 15, 2009 7:34 pm Posts: 882 Location: Ahead of you, with a rubber band turning my prop!!
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 Re: What I learned this weekend
When 50 rooster tails are coming down the river they make the people on the sand bars scared.
_________________ BUCK OFAMA
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Mon Aug 02, 2010 8:59 pm |
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BradS
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 5:23 am Posts: 4514 Location: Lafayette, La
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 Re: What I learned this weekend
Dont leave your GPS laying around cause there is always a fuggin prick in the bunch
Oh and a 8 yo with a haymaker can knock a grown man out his chair and glasses off his face
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Mon Aug 02, 2010 9:02 pm |
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Pooh Bear
MMT Addict
Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 10:43 pm Posts: 612 Location: Everywhere.USA
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 Re: What I learned this weekend
elninyo is a hott ol- biatch .............lol
_________________ Don't mistake my kindness for weakness, my ability to look over things as ignorance - but make no mistake, when I've had enough, I'm Coming After you. Watch Your Back....lol
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Mon Aug 02, 2010 9:58 pm |
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Joe M
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Tue Nov 03, 2009 6:24 pm Posts: 1025 Location: Tyler, TX
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 Re: What I learned this weekend
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_________________ "You may all go to hell, as for me I'm going to Texas" D. Crockett
What is best in life?
To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
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Mon Aug 02, 2010 10:16 pm |
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Joe M
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Tue Nov 03, 2009 6:24 pm Posts: 1025 Location: Tyler, TX
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 Re: What I learned this weekend
There are thousands of drunk, horny women floating down the Guadalupe river.
_________________ "You may all go to hell, as for me I'm going to Texas" D. Crockett
What is best in life?
To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
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Mon Aug 02, 2010 10:17 pm |
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quackconsumer
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 7:54 pm Posts: 5582
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 Re: What I learned this weekend
2 cases of beer is not enough.
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Tue Aug 03, 2010 6:58 am |
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MaXXis85
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 7:23 am Posts: 6233 Location: Tarkington, TX
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 Re: What I learned this weekend
_________________ Bayou Surface Drive 337-351-0362 Tarkington, TX 77327
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Tue Aug 03, 2010 6:59 am |
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JBREAUX
MMT Pro Member
Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:12 pm Posts: 412 Location: soufff la
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 Re: What I learned this weekend
The car wash will not remove permanant marker.......... It will just wash the mud off and make it more visible!
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Tue Aug 03, 2010 7:44 am |
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UNCLE-J
MMT Sponsor
Joined: Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:26 am Posts: 10388 Location: S-Ville, LA
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 Re: What I learned this weekend
When crossing the Atlantic ocean in a mini airboat, there is a chance that the radiator hose will come off. The water shooting out of it is hot as HE|| !!!!
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Tue Aug 03, 2010 7:47 am |
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UNCLE-J
MMT Sponsor
Joined: Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:26 am Posts: 10388 Location: S-Ville, LA
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 Re: What I learned this weekend
One more important fact that I have learned.....
Do not get a distance time from Scott when he is drunk.
His 5 hour trip turned into 14..
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Tue Aug 03, 2010 7:49 am |
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quackconsumer
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 7:54 pm Posts: 5582
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Tue Aug 03, 2010 7:52 am |
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tchredneck
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:39 pm Posts: 1812 Location: in the woods,la
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 Re: What I learned this weekend
uncle j coozies float
_________________ 27 Contender twin 200's for sale 18x42 B.B skiff Lil daddy 36 pd Fighting da Koolaid brigade since 07'
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Tue Aug 03, 2010 8:41 am |
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Shadow
MMT F.E.
Joined: Tue Mar 30, 2010 7:11 pm Posts: 798 Location: Shreveport, LA
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 Re: What I learned this weekend
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My motor doesn't have docking assistance, it has REVERSE!
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Tue Aug 03, 2010 8:51 am |
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UNCLE-J
MMT Sponsor
Joined: Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:26 am Posts: 10388 Location: S-Ville, LA
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Tue Aug 03, 2010 9:14 am |
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Shadow
MMT F.E.
Joined: Tue Mar 30, 2010 7:11 pm Posts: 798 Location: Shreveport, LA
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 Re: What I learned this weekend
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My motor doesn't have docking assistance, it has REVERSE!
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Tue Aug 03, 2010 9:26 am |
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SmokeEater829
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Sat Jun 13, 2009 8:48 pm Posts: 1830 Location: Belle Chasse, LA
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 Re: What I learned this weekend
Alcohol goes down way better on Unc J's camp.
People sometimes cut ropes and don't remember it.
And if you come across a bunch of drunks pushing a camp thru the woods, follow them. There is no telling what you might find floating down the bayou.
_________________ Mud Buddy 4500 Black Death hauling the Uncle J 18x58
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Tue Aug 03, 2010 3:42 pm |
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Tenpoint
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Thu Aug 27, 2009 5:22 pm Posts: 2029 Location: Patterson LA
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 Re: What I learned this weekend
A 60 foot camp doesnt go through the woods as easy as a mud motor rig. And when the goin gets tough, some people haul ass on ya. 
_________________ 19x48 Rink/Aucoin Bateau w/35 GTR 20x60 Home-made skiff w/200 Merc
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Tue Aug 03, 2010 5:04 pm |
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Team Camo
MMT Sponsor
Joined: Thu Oct 01, 2009 4:49 pm Posts: 8536 Location: Bridge City, TX
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 Re: What I learned this weekend
100 drunken azzholes & coonasses make for a fun day on the water! Ya can make a GT run faster than a MB, but just barely. My boat won't stop by itself, even if I need it to. (Sorry Coe) My wife enjoys mudruns. Jason Romero is my favorite uncle. 
_________________ 1846 GTB & 35 GTR Team Gator-Tail
Killer Kallz & ANGLE PORT dealer (409) 720-8949
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Tue Aug 03, 2010 10:23 pm |
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jus10inla
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 5:55 pm Posts: 1636 Location: Baton Rouge, LA (Central)
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 Re: What I learned this weekend
A mudbuddy key dont fit in a prodrive
Big girls ride hard, thus keeping other hotel guests awake
Craigs 8 yr old is gonna stay in trouble when he gets older
Ben took a grumpy in the river
Chops is really short
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Tue Aug 03, 2010 11:58 pm |
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UNCLE-J
MMT Sponsor
Joined: Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:26 am Posts: 10388 Location: S-Ville, LA
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Wed Aug 04, 2010 8:18 am |
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mudman350
MMT Pro Member
Joined: Sat Sep 12, 2009 7:30 pm Posts: 217 Location: Berwick La.
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 Re: What I learned this weekend
that i want a 36hp pro-drive
that anyone can take on stumpgrinder after he had a few drinks
that no one can outdrink chops.
that uncle j's 15's are really loud
i dont remember much more than that
_________________ 36hp pro-drive pushin a 1748 rick aucoin skiff 1500hp Mitsubishi pushing a 50' push boat 200merc pushing a 20' Mako
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Wed Aug 04, 2010 12:14 pm |
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UNCLE-J
MMT Sponsor
Joined: Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:26 am Posts: 10388 Location: S-Ville, LA
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Wed Aug 04, 2010 12:39 pm |
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