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River
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 8:34 am
Posts: 1092
Location: Unaffiliated, SETX group has caused me to renounce my Texas Citizenship
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 Dear Mr. President Dear President Obama,
Thank you for helping my neighbors with their mortgage
payments. You know the one's down the street who in the
good times refinanced their house several times and bought
SUV's, ATV's, RV"s, a pool, a big screen, two Wave Runners
and a Harley. But I was wondering, since I am paying my
mortgage and theirs, could you arrange for me to borrow the
Harley now and then?
John Q. Public
Anywhere USA
P.S. They also need help with their credit cards, when do
you want me to start making those payments?
P.P.S. I almost forgot - they didn't file their income tax
return this year. Should I go ahead and file for them or
will you be appointing them to cabinet posts?
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"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the outcome of the vote."-Benjamin Franklin
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Sand Man
MMT F.E.
Joined: Thu Jan 15, 2009 9:57 am
Posts: 994
Location: Fort Worth, TX
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Re: Dear Mr. President It was all Bush's fault. 
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"Fight 'em until hell freezes over. Then fight 'em on the ice!"
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tongthrower
MMT Addict
Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 8:36 am
Posts: 672
Location: Houston, TX
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Re: Dear Mr. President River,
You are a true patriot and a fine American. Hip Hip Hooray!
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EVT Stage 1 32PD on a 17x48PD
"I'm not a Republican because I grew up rich. I'm a Republican because I did'nt want to spend the rest of my life poor. Waiting for the goverment to rescue me."
Mike Huckabee
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BROOKS
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 9:46 pm
Posts: 4596
Location: East TEXAN Proud
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Re: Dear Mr. President I don'ts call him Mr. ~ I don'ts call him President ~ I don't put the caps on his name ~ AND ~ I dang shore don't call him "dear" !!!!
I gots more respect fo a RingNeck DuckBird than I have fo this current administration !!!!
I shall at this time once again ... renew mines oath to defend the Constitution of America !!!
AND ~ Fo all you undercover type fellers surfin' the www. lookin' fo folks that may make a "thret" ..... this is not one !!! I will abide by the laws to the best of mines abilty and Pray that we make it thru the next 3 years and 10 months without a complete colasp of Our Constitution !!!!!
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Git a Gator-Tail or ride in mines wake ...... MtrFact !!!!!
'05 Model .... Still Number One on the Water !!!!
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MaXXis85
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 7:23 am
Posts: 6233
Location: Tarkington, TX
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Re: Dear Mr. President
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pouldeau
MMT Pro Member
Joined: Fri Mar 13, 2009 6:19 pm
Posts: 63
Location: Vacherie, LA
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Re: Dear Mr. President Well put Mr. Brooks.
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craig
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:53 pm
Posts: 7515
Location: Chauvin
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Re: Dear Mr. President
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1750 GatorTail Extreme/Stage 3 37 GTR HD
Procrastination is a lot like masturbation. Sure it sounds great at the time but, in the end your only f--k--g yourself.
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craig
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:53 pm
Posts: 7515
Location: Chauvin
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Re: Dear Mr. President
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1750 GatorTail Extreme/Stage 3 37 GTR HD
Procrastination is a lot like masturbation. Sure it sounds great at the time but, in the end your only f--k--g yourself.
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Silvercreek
MMT Pro Member
Joined: Thu Jan 15, 2009 10:22 am
Posts: 343
Location: Flinthills of Eastern Kansas
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Re: Dear Mr. President Straight shooting River.
Don't want to forget to turn in our assault rifles to Bob Schieffer of CBS, "Face The Nation." He brought that up this morning. Just make it illegal to transport them across the border. Specifically to Mexico. But NO, we need to punish and take law abiding citizens, rights away because of skum sucking pigs across our borders.
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mcnemar1982
MMT Sponsor
Joined: Mon Jan 19, 2009 4:03 pm
Posts: 2216
Location: Walker, Louisiana
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Re: Dear Mr. President Damn coon! 
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Ideas not coupled with action
never become bigger than the
brain cells they occupied.
Owner
DEEP SOUTH CUSTOM BOATS (225) 252-2700
Good boats ain't cheap, Cheap boats ain't good!
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craig
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:53 pm
Posts: 7515
Location: Chauvin
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Re: Dear Mr. President
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1750 GatorTail Extreme/Stage 3 37 GTR HD
Procrastination is a lot like masturbation. Sure it sounds great at the time but, in the end your only f--k--g yourself.
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phoneman7
MMT Pro Member
Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:16 pm
Posts: 250
Location: Sumter, SC
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Re: Dear Mr. President i'm with you Mr. Brooks, he aint my pres, he's what the villageidiot's voted for, until he does something worthwhile and beneficial to John Q Taxpayer and not Marcel F. Crackhead, he might get a smidgen of credit, but that will still be a stretch.
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542 war eagle with 25 yamaha
A few pirogues
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