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Im wandering why the alarm wasnt sounded? If the door is opened with the factory alarm it will sound unless it is unlocked with the key or the keyless remote! Its how GM's alamr works. Sorry to hear that brad I had guns stolen out of our gun cabinet at home.

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note to self, don't move to LA ... yall got alot of theives around there!

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i only know 1 person that has gotten robbed, and that was c & s melvins dad got there lawnmower stolen. lmao.. its funny now... but then again i live in an all white community :)

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I'm just curious, if JC wouldn't have sold his Sig Sauer to Brad, would this thread be talkin about not leaving your GPS, your Ipod, or your radar detector in ya truck?

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Last night my wife walked outside and found a "NAGGER" in my yellow
labs mouth in the boat. By the time I grab my pistol and made it to the door he jumped back over the fince and ran like the NAGGER he is. So tonight is stake out night :mrgreen:


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Im going to have some signs made that say

ATTN: THIEVES
RESIDESNTS ARE
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Im gonna put it at every entrance to the neighborhood and the 2 ways they can get in thru the woods


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Brad, after much thought I have developed a plan for how you to catch dem thievin bastids.

Step 1 ~ set the stage:
You need to lure them back to your house. Place some objects of value in the back of your truck with da tailgate down, so dat they can easily see it from the road. Also, set up a table in your frount yard and leave a watermellon on it along wit sum cheap malt liquor. You have now created an enviroment dat will surely bring in da most caustion of all theives.

Step 2, leave a gun in the back of your truck as well (unloaded of course)

Step 3, hide and wait for the guilty party to show up. Once they get their do not alert them of your presence until one of them has picked up the gun (leaving his finger prints). Once dis has happened, unload your weapon of choice into their center mass region.

Step 4, load the gun you left on the tailgate and call police. When they arived explain how you were in the process of unloading your truck when you had to hurry inside to take a chit. When you returned you stumbled across da thieves (now dead) robbing you. When they noticed you they grabbed the gun you left on the tailgate so you quickly eliminated the threat by killing dem. Be sure to explain how at dis point you "feared for your life".

Step 5, ask the cornor if nobody claims these bodies if you friend can have dem. (I could allways use free bait)


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thats awesome, the things we come up with literally scares me.

Or hey Brad just catch them in the act beat the shit out of them and then tie them to the tree and call the cops and tell them how you did their job for them.


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QC, that is the best plan ever....for serious. :lol:

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Dead beat porch monkeys!


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I feel for ya bro, I had some crack headed n*gger break into my truck and steal a weatherby .270 and remington 870.

I thought it was a mexican because I had the truck locked up purty well.

I guess the n*ggers are gettin smarter.

Cops caught him about 6 months later, got the 870 back the weatherby is still mia.

Only thing worse than a n*g to me is a ni66er lover.


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Incorrigibles...that's just what y'all are.

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Little SOB's shouldn't have been in ur yard at 3am, had no business, yeah i just now got to the point to where i could walk through the lawyers office without hereing my first name being talked about. Next time we just won't call the cops how about that.


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Had a break-in at my house 10 years ago. They took a 9mm and a bucket of change. Turned in the serial number and got the gun back maybe 5 years later. Sorry man.....Duckdon


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